User:Corporal79
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| fi | Tämän käyttäjän äidinkieli on suomi. |
| 1337/ IntS ! | This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks. |
| nws-2 | This user newspeaks ungoodwise . |
| C-2 | This user is an intermediate C programmer. |
 | This user can write Cascading Style Sheets. |
| “,;:’ | This user is a punctuation stickler. |
| , | This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying. |
| ??? ?!? !!! | This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up! |
| “…” | This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style. |
| ; | This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. |
| "…"? | This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you? |
| ə | This user is a Grammar Nazi. |
 | This user comes from Vancouver. |
 | This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada. |
 | This user uses XMPP/Jabber as corporal79@jabber.com. |
 | This user contributes while listening to Amarok. |
 | This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. |
 | This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it. |  |
| C:\>_ | This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it. |
 | This user wishes they contributed using Goobuntu. |
 | This user contributes using a Dvorak Keyboard. |
 | This user has a dual monitor configuration. |
| 1600 x 1200 | This user contributes at 1600 x 1200 resolution. |
 | This user still remembers these. |
| ADSL 2 | This user contributes using an ADSL 2 connection. |
 | This user likes vinyl records more than CDs or any other form of music. |