User:Elle Torito

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Рождествено: Nabokov inherited it in 1916, and possessed it for less than a year before the October Revolution
Дом Набокова, Санкт-Петербург: "The only house in the world. . . ."
The Ballad of Elle Torito
Her name was Elle Torito,
She was bullish on the facts.
She packed a mean gordito,
While needling haystacks.
Born: Torito, Eleanora.
Her fortune made in lumber.
Toreador and Matadora,
She rarely lost at Ombre.
A U-turn on the Autobahn
Got her family out of Germany.
At the end of the war they dropped the 'von',
The price to pay for obscurity.
From Weill, Wagner, cartoon re-runs,
Mickey Mouse and Mackie Messer,
Elle mastered all her German ihrens:
Schokolade Müse. Hasenpfeffer.
Dolores Haze. Haze, Dolores.
(Wait, wait—that's someone else!)
Was she just a boy of chorus?
We hope you like her show. Or else.
Vera Incessu Patuit Dea.
Her Latin Lover, on the carpet.
Dogged, go figure, by Nabokov. (And hey, a
Question, Mister: Were you her car pet?)
They think she knew enough Russian
To ask for food and love.
Her nostalghia was thought to be a Prussian
Blue as a Kobaltana glove.
Ella Torito, "E.T." for short.
Fingers better dead than read.
Set your Sputnik to ABORT.
A severed Bolshevik is dead.
They called her Elle Torito,
A very stylish fille
She'd flaunt her incognito
In Chanel and Givenchy,
But sometimes wore a sporty burqa,
Hermès head-to-toe—
You'd lift her skirt and there would lurk a
Crescent undertow.
As vixens came, this one was cunning.
They left her punning in a taxi.
She liked to keep the meter running,
And thought the Sousaphone was "Saxi" . . .
Pity Elle Torito
And her pretty little paunch:
A single gold Dorito
Would not suffice for launch . . .
Wiki-wacky Elle Torito,
So bullish on the facts!
She packed a mean gordito,
And carried a small axe. . . .