User:Floaterfluss/List of vandalism

November 2006

From Grandparent

• Also known as MUNGA.
• See also: Werther's Original and Nathan Fien.

From List of famous tall men

(under Robert Wadlow)

• i am the tallest person

From Do Re Mi (Nirvana song)

• The best song of nirvana, the most emotive and melodyc enchange

From List of holiday colors

• Paressa day : blue

From Katherine Justice

• haha john williams show....poop

From High Commission of Uganda in Ottawa

• External links: www.kissmyass.com haha

From Michael Whittaker

Bold text'i am the httest girlie in the world. OH BABY! I Love you Arianna! (I mean Zesty! haha!)alalalalal

From Sten

• Manufacturer: West Coast Mining Company Lolz

From Gangsta Crippin'

Gangsta Crippin is when of members of the crips do a drive-by to kill punky bloods who just wear there homosexual red color and have nothing better to do except try to kill us Crips because they are copiers and Diddy started them and i hate them because they are stupid and killed Tupac Shakur and we didnt even kill Biggy but WTF i dont even no why were trying to kill them anyway oh wait yes i do the are faggot ass people who just copy us crips because they dont have jobs.

THUG LIIFE, Dave chappelle, that aint yo wife haha

From JoAnne Carner

Born JoAnne Gunderson, was a loser,,,,sdo um yea i dont even no who she is but i just felt like writing this haha im just joking she was awesome!!

From Thesis statement

Thanks lots loves. haha holla back whoo whoo

From Montgomery, West Virginia

the super dollar plus store is located on front street and it is super awesome and has a super awesome owner sean! and his stuff is cool and my sister and friends are obsessed with that store! and he sold one of them a mango once, even though she just asked what it was haha u had to be there or hear her tell u about it

From Samuel Chase

haha

From Queensland Rugby League Central Division

15. Reece Hauptli, madest player ever. probably the craziest on the team.

From Safety Harbor Middle School

Safety Harbor Middle School is located in Safety Harbor, Florida. It is mainly for middle class trailer trash, see gay ass nigger for example

Home of the sea hawks, lol, this is fucking gay, fucking fuck niggers in the mother fucking G-street

heres the retard s.h.s.m. anthem...

We are the retards! [repeat] The mighty mighty Retards [repeat] people want to know [repeat] if we are autistic [repeat] So we moan at them [repeat] and they call us names! [repeat] G-UNART!!!!!11111one!2

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Another student with extreme superiority, Named francisco carrafa, for talking in class he gets sent to a place called "MUTHER FUKIN NIGGA FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGA G-STREET HOME OF DA .:O-P-B:."" I mean oak park school, its another place for retards, except the people that are retarded is the teachers.

The ops anthem is

DARDARDRARDRSDGFTFRUHJGTIHJDGI[H

FELA DLEALDG

G-UNET.

I ARE DA TEACHER, I TEACH THAR STUDONTS... THE MISSION AT OPS IS TA RAPE CHILDREN...

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS A HIGHLY RETARDED SCHOOL.

yea nigga←→

From La Rochelle

haha very funny! bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Pamela Bustin

The Story of a small Kid: His name was steven and his parents where fat and his mother dumm. they had lots of money cuz she fucked them all. at school he got tortured and fucked around with and his 2nd home was his head in the toilet. the history teacher keept hited ths shit out of steven but unfortunally he wasent dead. then he got principal and stayed a motherfucking asshole for the rest of his life!!!

by Jonas Hazdijra porpose use for Danube International School to the Principal

From Panna Gill

he's a monkey head lol

From Le Flore, Oklahoma

lol david flore lives in the floor

From Chicago Internation Charter School (Northtown)

THIS SCHOOL FUCKING SUCKS, YOU GOD DAMN WHITE NIGGER HATERS, GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS AND STOP SUCKING THE BOARDS' BIG THROBBING COCK OF RACISM

From Robert C. Asseo

This guy TOTALLY has a funny last name. Lol.

From All White Hands

Acutally his true identity is the knigt who says ni. lol.

From Carsten Dahl

Carsten Dahl is a dickweed word only coplete nimrods would look this word up FUCK WIKIPEDIA!!!

From Stoewer

LOL

From Gmina of Suraż

Commune of Suraż (Polish: Gmina Suraż) is a nigger of territorial administration in Białystok County in Poland.

From Mathew Morris

'Mathew Morris please write something aweosme about me plz:D

yeh ok ur a gay fag

From Charles D. Owen High School

colors = Maroon and grey (or white lol)

From Battle of Stirling (1648)

Part of the English Civil War/Scottish Civil War, lol.

From Longbenton Community College

Because of the dark feeling the students threw jelly at the walls! lol

From Charlotte High School, Charlotte, Michigan

Charlotte High School sucks.

From Belvidere, Illinois

(Do not move to Belvidere. It sucks. There's lots of cows and corn. Although, we do throw a pretty good county fair every August.)

From Centre for Studies on Inclusive Education

hi i found this on random article! aint that kewl!!! ME TOO!!

From Masur (India)

(plz don't spam here)

From Centerville, Indiana

Dude WTF! what happened to the facts???

they were all true you should have left them

now you need to put them back

From Dante Robinson

Dante Robinson SUCKS SOOO MUCH

From Turtle Island

• Turtle Island (Alaska), a small member of the Maurelle Islands at 55°38′51″N 133°36′54″W, west of Prince of Wales Island Siri is the the bestest and sooo is molly abbey boots debora devin and more....

From Japanese finances before and during WWII

'Bold text'HI SOOOO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I edit wikipedia,I'm just too white and nerdy just too white and nerdy == == Headline text == <nowiki>'''Insert non-formatted text here''''''Bold text''' == == Headline text == == ==

From Kelly van der Veer

she did not win on her own cause i was her best girlfriend and it was staged so she could win, she got better treatment before the show began. if she did not win falsely once again then she would have never been sooooo famous. i made her famous by introducing her to dance clubs and gave her a job where she earned for one saturday night just to be a gogo girl flirting with clubbers 250 guldens was her first best paid salary and she never even thanked me and look at her now tv personality due to my insert and my help even money wise like taking her to places in taxis to clubs and everyone got to know both of us but she is a selfish thief actually. this is the real truth about kelly. by the way she had srs just like me but she is mor of a raging gay person than a women. there were other better contestants but they never won because the transvestite show was a setup. also she would never had been in palayboy either nor big brother. more to come watch this space fo the fake kelly.

From Love Among Thieves

[[Category:Adventupoopy vomit buttre films]] i love to eat poopy zach is sooooooo cool

From Matthew Crack

Matthew Crack Is an extraordinary fine fellow, He likes his tea with a puff and a bellow..

Staying up late to get his work done, He's faster than ever and second to none....

...........[1]

Sooooooo Heeeeeve aa' waaay me'haartys,. it's Mathhew Mc Crackage ahoy!

He'll roll a joint, we'll spark it up and both take in the joy..

From Tom O'Hara

øTom O'Hara is the awesomest guy in the wolrd. HE ROCKS. Everyone should be jealous of him. HE IS THE BEST. No one is better than him. YEAHHHHHHHH HE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

             HERE ARE SOME AWESOME STUFF ABOUT HIM

-he is the bomb -he is devilishly hansome -he is sooooooo smart -he is great at everything -HE IS JUST THE COOLEST -YEAHHHH HE ROCKS -he has sooooooo much style -EVERYBODY <3s HIM -OH YEAHHH

From Winnipeg Transit

===The Winnipeg Electric Street Railway Company (WESR) Years — 1892–1904===Tayler is sooooooooo COOL

From Errol Francis

ZOMG BANT

From Hurst, Texas

ST.Paul MN sux

From Totteridge

Totteridge bestest resident and all round awesome guy John Murphy has unfortunaTLY MOVED AWAY TO Leeds University. Flags in the town will be at half mast till he returns.

From St. Thomas Aquinas High School (Louisville)

In addition Micheal, Peet, Chad are the bestest at the school. peet Im terribly sorry for speling your name wrong!

From Shantelle Taylor

Shantelle Taylors is bestest friends with Christine Thompson, Spud Richardson and Sayjork Patjels.

From American Educational Association

Founded in 1495 by Christopher Columbus, there's a vast racial diversity of white skinned people, ranging from very white to slightly tanned, and freckled kids. The high school curriculum is designed to prepare students for the college experience, and to face the reality of being a "gringo" in a South American country that hates Americans. It offers an American based educational program, taught in English (sometimes Spanglish, I'm talking to you, Moyano!...and soon enough in Aymara and Quechua). One of the most famous alums, Luis Amado Pacheco (better known as Barbachoca/La Muerte Negra), currently resides in a two-story apartment in San Pedro Penitentiary in La Paz.

The last and possibly most famous scandal the school has undergone in the last five years, is that of the disappearance of Anne Coiner( aka " La Monedera" ), the ACS high school math teacher. Missing in action, it is presumed this teacher is armed and dangerous. Rumour spread around the school that she was found dead in a ditch somewhere in Cupini, mauled by bears. Another recent rumour has surfaced portraying her as having joined the mob and since then has been "taken out" by the American government. Her replacement as of 2004-2005 was Tova Katz, who has also been considered M.I.A. as of last year. She is presumed to have joined the Bolivian Taliban. (Which believe it or not, is a real group with no connection to the real Taliban or any other Islamic extremist organization!)

Famous quotes:

"Yaps guys! Yaps c'mon!" - Esther Artieda

"So mach maniy, I can't bilive maiy irs!" - Jhonny An

"Wars are fair, it teaches countries to defend themselves" - Maria Fernanda Rada

"If you're getting raped, just cooperate" - Paul 2.0: The embassy spokesperson guy who came to talk about security

"Cuñapes!! Apapay!! Empanadas!! Galletitas!!" - Vicky the vendor

"Come and play with us Desi" - Romy y Rebe

"Me debes 20 Bolivianos ya de hace un mes" - Chela y Adela, to everyone who passes by their candy stands even though they have never bought a candy from them in their lives.

"Wars are fair, it teaches countries to defend themselves" - Maria Fernanda Rada

"If you're getting raped, just cooperate" - Paul 2.0: The embassy spokesperson guy who came to talk about security

"Cuñapes!! Apapay!! Empanadas!! Galletitas!!" - Vicky the vendor (ay.. que rico quiero empanadas)

"Oh hell noooo!" - Jan Asmussen

"Cholo de mierda!" - Mauricio V.

"Shorty is the coolest guy to ever enter these hallways, he is hot, brilliant and sexy!" All the ladies that ever went to ACS...

"Shorty is very intelligent."- Albert Einstein

"I love shorty...he's so hot"- Scarlett Johannson

"An eye for an eye only makes the whole world go blind"-Shorty describing his wide knowledge of everything.

"Could there possibly be a guy any greater than shorty??" "No...no there cannot"- Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Einstein and pornstar Silvia Saint discussing who is the greatest person who has ever lived.

"Jan les keep on bewzing with me dood!" - Jhonny An

From Chris Jackson (footballer)

Chris Jackson is ballz Outrageous. it is amazing how he can look at porn 24/7. Even in comp class. Now that's Sketchy!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Enzo Pietropaoli

he also sucks chris's dick LOLOLOL

From Middlefield Challenger

Middlefield Challenger sucks.

From TOROS missile

A stupid rocket that sucks badly

From Desert Mountains

the info sucks

From True Lies (album)

Value: dont bother to buy it the music sucks

From Solon City School District, Cuyahoga County, Ohio

joseph regano sucks alot meeting all 25 academic standards.

From Erma Reka (village)

V erma reka jeba kreka.Erma reka suxx dolni selqni!!!

From Joel Perron

Joel Perron lives in Parkdale and is one cool person.

Vist the only offical site for everything Joel Perron. http://www.joelperron.ca

From Trinity College: Cook Wing

Cook Wing, a residence building in the residential college of Trinity at UWA in Perth, Western Australia, is freaking awesome.

Hands down.

There are cool people in Cook Wing, people such as Trev, Ty, Jen, Kristen, Natalie, Renae, and ANDY.

Residents of the other wings (e.g. Hull, South, Durrow, Iona) are cool, but not AS cool as Cook Wing residents. This is a widely recognized phenomenon.

In conclusion, Cook Wing rocks and wish they could be Cook wing.

From Vino

The cool kids word for wine.

From Polar Bears (band)

POOP POOP POOP POOP! polar bears eat your face! We eat faces bee-otch! - 2020

From Cliff House, San Francisco

hunpoop poop poop Mountain]] that went aground under the respoop poop poop ons of dynamite.

From Marshall FIELDS employees

Marshall fields employees are very ugly and dumb, you don't believe me well then you better go in their store and look at thenm and you will know what I am talk about. Well it was nice telling you guys about this but I have to go now. You guys are jack asssssssssssssssssssss booty heads and you have no type of fun inside of you, and you are dumb if you are actually goignt o sit here and read this stuff only dumbs will reads this type of things. This was writen by a girl named drea. bye now dummies and poop heads

From Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management

poop

From KOTOR 2 items

Below is a poop of crappy items, items found in the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II video game.

From Shule County

In 658 AD, the army of the Tang Dynasty pacified King Ashina Tuwu of the Western Qaghans and the city of Shule was incorporated among the four Administrative-level Towns of Anxi; hence the city was then under the Anxi government's protection. Then they all ate pies and breakfast cerals. It was cool. poop.

From Carlos von Dick

Carlos von Dick is a fictional character in the Forgotten Realms universe. He is most notable for his sweeping victories over the forces of dan and for his involvement with the Deefok brothers, Benjamin and Charles. He is a longtime member of the Anti-dan Alliance. Carlos von Dick's crowning achievements are most often said to be the two historic battles known as Von Dick's Last Stand and Operation Rescue Carl and Ismeal.

Von Dick's Last Stand: During a time of turmoil at the Tower of Four, Benjamin Deefok sent Carlos von Dick and fifty Anti-dan followers to a large outpost of dan followers on a scorched earth mission. Due to faulty intelligence, von Dick and his soldiers were soon found and mostly slaughtered. The only record of what happened next exists solely in the words of the few Anti-dan men left at the scene. Von Dick is said to have taken out his double-sided axe and screamed "Von Dick will not perish here!" then proceeded to have ran straight into a horde of danassins, swinging wildly. Taken by surprise, the danassins began to lose a relatively large amount of their forces to one man. As the danassins began to take control of the situation, von Dick was cornered. With nowhere to run, he leapt towards a nearby gate and smashed the door with his axe, causing feces to seep from the holes in the door. Due to the danassins' uncontrollable affinity for fecal matter, they were helpless as they fought and even killed each other over who got to eat the feces. In the midst of this, von Dick and the last of the Anti-dan cut their way through to an exit and returned to the Tower of Four.

Operation Rescue Carl and Ismeal: During a skirmish between danassins and Anti-dan followers, Anti-danists were taken by surprise by a large contingency of danassin reinforcements. Although in the battle Anti-danists were victorious, in the retreat of the pro-danists they managed to capture two Anti-danists, Carl Dohg and Ismeal Danugh. These two men were brought to the fortified position known as danRoolius to attack the Tower of Four.

Although advised not to by his superiors, the Deefoks, von Dick said, "No Anti-dan left behind, the big dick will take care of this one," as he walked out of their office to single-handedly infiltrate danRoolius and rescue the two. Being the crafty man Carlos was, he managed to find a position outside the fort and dig through the piles of feces surrounding it, in which he discovered a secret escape route danassins would exit from in case of an attack. Going through he managed to reach the main chamber of the stronghold. Confronted by dozens of danassins, Carlos quickly soaked his huge axe in gasoline and took a mighty, lightning-quick swing at a nearby danassin as he screamed an elongated "Ugh." The danassin burst into flaming poop instantly. The others could not resist the scent of the warm poop and burned vital parts of their bodies trying to consume it. The flammable danassins' bodies quickly caught on fire and burnt to nothingness as von Dick left the chamber. He was able to quickly locate Carl and Ismeal and they all managed to get away from danRoolius, watching as it was quickly incinerated by the flaming, panicking pro-danists.

Carl and Ismeal soon after went back to serving in the name of Anti-dan, telling their fellow followers of the heroic act of Carlos von Dick which saved their lives. Later many Anti-dan followers used "Viva von Dick, Anti-dan extraordinaire!" as a popular battle-cry in battles against dan, invoking fear into their enemies and morale to their allies.ÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔôôôôôôôôôôôôÔÔÔôôÔôÔÔÔÔ

From Denbies Wine Estate

poop smells realy bad by the way so dont eat it

From Robert O. Blood

just in case you didnt know, theis guy is a poop

From Hyde County, South Dakota

hyde smeels like poop

From Lawrence, Indiana

POOP!

From San Nicolò di Comelico

located about 13000000000000000000000000000000000 km north of Venice and about 60 km northface around Belefeast, on the border with Ray's house. As of 31 December 2004, it had a population of one and an area of 24.3 sheep²

Primate evolution: sad, hello, goodbye.

From NOS (drink)

poop

From American Railway Union

poop

From Last Tuesday

The band members are avid fans of Manwhich sloppy joes and a few years ago asked people to bring them cans of it on tour. For a few weeks during the summer of 2006, the band had a Jack Russell Terrier that a fan gave to them join them on tour. They named her Toby Mac Tuesday and she pooped alot. They have toured Germany several times all expenses paid. Come out to a show sometime and meet them. They are great guys. Chris will arm wrestly you and give you hugs.

From Ragga

poop

From El Himno de Riego

A man was having a poop

but he had no toilet paper,

the king Alfonso XIII passed nearby

And the man wiped his butt with him!

From Telki

Telki is also plural from telka and that means "young woman" in

russian hip hop street slang. By the way I am sure this is the

only reason why this piss ant hungarian village ended up in

Wikipedia.

From Marsh Fritillary

amy rules lalalalalal lol hahaha

From Wankdorf Stadium

HAHAHA the stadium has a swear word in it XD

WANK

From Federalist No. 66

hahahahaha

From Talia

Talia is sometimes spelt tahlea, taleighar, taharleeighar andd tahleeioupe. just joking haha

From Jarrad Schofield

haha get it righe luke! way to spell it wrong huh

From Team NoA

<< haha!! muhamed!

From Afghanistan timeline 1951-1955

Good. haha

From Brochet, Manitoba

blah blah

From Lac Brochet, Manitoba

That's all.....Really

From Agrius

The city of Agrinion, the biggest city at Aetolia, took its name from Agrius (Αγριος). lol

From Moyock, North Carolina

^ LOL

From Eric Stults

LOL

From Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador

Whats your definition of vandalize, Retard? Im not vandalizing, STUPID! And me a favor and stop taking yourself yourself too seriously. What are you, the Internet police? Besides, I erase any BS I put on here.

From Jerrod

Jerrod is the dumbest name ever. He was the worst King of Edenia.

While Edenians do supernormally look very old, with Sindel as an example, they may just age very fastly, placing the couple's age very high. It is assumed he is of equal height or older than Sindel in old age.

Some of these people thought that his physical appearance was horrible, but because he was from Edenia, it is assumed he was stupid and had lived for a very short time.

This proved too much for him, as a bad king, a stupid husband, and a bad-loving father, too.

He tried to prevent the invasion of the gays by instigating a form of the Mortal Kombat tournament, in which Bradley stepped through the portals and laid claim to the realm, overcoming Jerrod's forces with his own army of gays.

From Yan Xiang

y would u makej a page that ppl could ediit dont u think that's pretty stupid

From PSD Tha Driver

A g rapper from the town! goes stupid silly retarded! known for his handles wit the scrapers! u know psd u'll swang it on yo block cars on both sides of the streets! u know and yoke dip scrape and ride out and not hit shit u know! a real nigga done bapped his shit about a few times to increase his handles! do a dounught anyware at any time nigga cause he's the drivah! and he's all dubbed up cuz cuz guess what!and it's all treal! now! nigga!

From Scott Community College

Scott Community college is really cool and only smart people go to it. My friend told me that the soccer team won last night but I didn't know cuz i wuz too drunk.

From Kostas Sommer

HES ONE HOTT MOTHER FLOWER!! NO LIE AND YOUR JEALOUS CUZ HES ALL MINE!!

From Hamburger Station

jim lowe worked for ted thacker who owned thackers in the early 1920s or 1930s on e market st at kelly ave.until mr thacker lost his life next door to the shop, in 1973 i,m pretty sure dates are still correct but you have to remember this was a long time ago.

mr lowe[jim] went together with art michaels sr. for the finacing and that was the start of hamburger station if memory is right i think it was 1974 when they opened as hamburger station one was on britten rd one was state rd one was downtown.

how do i know this? you may ask? ted thacker was like a father to my mom and i worked for him until his death in 1973 when i was only 13 yrs old plus i even worked it as the hamburg station on state rd in 1978.

a little extra for you when ted thacker started it all hamburgs were 10cents a burger or 12 for a dollar no fries no onion rings just mustard,onions pickels and of coarse soda pop

russ: i'm rob(R.C.)you are pretty much right-on, but ted didn't pass on until at least 1976, as I worked for him (alongside a girl named cathy) when he and his partner tom ran the place early 1976.

perhaps you are thinking of date or marvin. they had just cut goodyear plant one's night shift and I used to drive my vega like a wild man on the empty snow-covered parking lots after work next door at thacker's. i got my grill training from jim lowe (he used to call me 'rapid robert') and J.P. (jim potts) at hamburger station #1 105 s. main st. downtown akron right below the wslr radio station and studios (they had just shut down. art used to let me go up there on my lunch break to play the hammond b-3 organ that was still there. it had the biggest and bitchinest sounding leslie speaker i have ever seen) larry ledman and jim lowe used to help us during the lunch hour. jim was a great guy once you got to know him, and he had a nice bunch of early ford mustangs that he was very proud of.) jim and ted were both great bosses- god bless them both.

BTW, the thacker-burgers were 5 cents each or 6 for a quarter originally. the menu at early hamburger stations was identical to thacker's- hamburgers with mustard, pickle, and onions (gotta be grilled), soda pop (especially cherry), coffee, milk (thacker's also offered buttermilk), slices of pie (in the 50's/60's thacker's had wonderful homemade pies) in the morning, and thacker's also had cigars, cigarettes, and gum, candy and mints for the goodyear workers to take back to the shop with them (when the rubber shops were running 'round the clock- so was thacker's!). living here on the west coast now, i find myself still craving those greasy little delights and wishing for more quaint, simpler times like those that existed in places like thacker's and hamburger station #1. hey, russ, i helped open the store at northampton square- i worked graveyard cuz we were open 24 hours a day! burgers then were 35 cents each and 3.99 a dozen at h.s. and 4.20 (ted didn't cut deals) at thacker's. thanks for tolerating. rob

From Lambda Alpha Chi

This is really a bunch of BULL-CRAP, they jumped cuz they wanted to play sports and do things their own way. Just be honest!

From West Liberty, Ohio

West Liberty has so much niggaz in their joint!!! shit i mean its off the charts my nillz anyone thats black should move their!! because im black and me and a bunch of my niggz live their and that place is of the chain!!! so move their if ur black! GET THE HELL OUT IF UR WHITE!

From North Lewisburg, Ohio

This is a warning anyone thats african american should move out of this town! anyone that is caucasian should stay! and no one thats black should move here!

From Ethan Weber

Ethan Zachery weber is the coolest kid in the world, he also invented the wikitosis boot

From Dave Caron

Dave Caron is the coolest kid ever. He's 17 and the girls flock to him, (DC) class 07' CHEA!! HEs da one who Smoke Da herb =0

From Catforth

catforth is the coolest place on earth. it has a beautiful canal and beautiful people like myself!! come to visit catforth and crown lane free methodist church which starts at 10.45am and 6.30pm. yeah!!!:-)

From Hong Yu

Hong Yu is also a name for many Chinese, and quite possibly the coolest name in history.

From Andrew Stone

Andrew Stone (1988-?) attended Liberty University in Bethlehem, Pennsylavania from 2002-2006. He is the coolest person in the world and often considered "Andrew 'The Cool Guy' Stone."

He's basically the man.

For more, see actor Greg Kinnear and NFL quarterback Jake Plummer.

From Cameron Wood

Cameron Wood is the coolest person to ever live! I Rock u smell

ha i told u i'm on wikipedia!

i dont know what to put now

btw heres adityas mobile number!!!!!!

damit i got told off 4 tht

haha manu! everybody prank him

CAMERON IS KWL!!!!

From Lachlan

"Is a very nice and old-style name." "It is an awesome name and Lachlan F. is the coolest guy on earth."

From Scott Johnson (computers)

coolest guyalive

From Kawasaki Caribbean Challenge

Kawasaki was one of the coolest brands of that time period.

From Chris Bratton

He is also quite possibly one of the coolest looking dudes ever to get behind a kit.

From Mari Johnston

Mari Johnston, what can one say about her? Frankly, as my description will allow you to see, Mari Johnston is the MOST AWESOME COOLEST person ever

Mari is an extremely attractive, smart, and funny "dirty blonde" dancer from South-Eastern Massachusetts. She is currently employed as the "Park Perk"... use your imagination to figure out what that is. She enjoys campfires and making noodles in her microwave. Mari also can outsmart the outsmarter at online wit and can be quite the partner in conversational foreplay.

If you disagree with this entry, I hope your parents beat you as a child.

From Hans Peter Richter

this book is thr best,coolest,awsomest,fascinating book ever,Friedrich

From McGrew, Nebraska

This is the last name of the coolest person ever: Jacob McGrew, engineer extraordinare.

From Control

Sam is also one of the coolest women ever.

From Michael Gower

mike ws a high school senior... whos best friend was the coolest person ever(guess whos typing) none other than Jillian. and then the gnomes well you know how they are so they like killed the mushrooms and it was a sad day in the desert. so then a dawg ate the pizza and i said to the guy wow you sure like donky kong. 55. then on the camping trip this big forklift came out of the woods and was like you sould watch out for forest fires (the poor forklift was later killed by smokey the bear who took the firefighting forlifts job). i hate those evil frogs. m&m. and so enron was really productive we need to bring them back they really liked charity and yay. you crazy the gobber. so 2nd paragraph ummmmmmm 3rd paragraph ya i still dont know what this stories about but its the best. ya you know it. just do it. do it. DO IT. o my god he was such a pink boxs of mail (not mike gower). he was a big maly boxes of mikenessishtonweeee.

From University High School (Normal)

It has many sports, (not including Cheerleading), the best of which is swimming. We have an auditorium we call Stroud. It is falling apart, and is probably a fire hazard. Very flamable, keep away from open flame. The ceiling is in really bad shape. Our swim team and soccer team and volleyball teams are pretty good. The Girl's and Boy's Golf team won state in 2006. The coolest teacher is k-thomp and landes, because he is my hero! (He can eat pie like none other!) BTW our flute section is freakin amazing! We have laptop labs now, and it is fun! Our students are the smartest and the best in the world! Go U-High! C and I students are taking over the world. They are annoying and need to go away! Our choir rocks!

Another thing about U-High: we are so stupid, we do not know which door to walk through: we travel on the left side like the Bri'ish, mate. And we walk extremely slowly.

Famous People at U-High: Will Irvin, Justin Tanaka, Fred Geyer, Brad Slama, Eddie Colloton, Brent Anthony, Jessie Sweich, Brittney Evans, Matt Skibo, etc.

From Brooklet, Georgia

Famous People from Brooklet: Chad Mangrum and Wes Moye are the coolest cats in B-town.

From South Woodbridge, California

Ben Stoakes is also the coolest kid in town.

From Georges P. Vanier Secondary School

Which is were the coolest person attends, Crystal Nelson.

From Hyupyoung

he is the coolest guy

From Deeds

Also a nickname for Deedee, probably the coolest person in the world.

December 2006

From Jell-O

Jello sucks the nuts :-O8====D

January 2007

From Saline Crew

About Dave Fiske:

Coach Fiske is more legend than man

Coach Fiske ergs so hard he sweats erg grease

Coach Fiske karate chopped the wooden four out of a mighty oak tree with his bare hands

Coach Fiske can row an erg

Coach Fiske actually can do the barrel roll

Coach Fiske isn't allowed to riverturn the boat because he spins it in circles at hands\body

Coach Fiske has never crabbed because the oars are terrified of what he might do to them

Nobody makes Coach Fiske bleed his own blood

Coach Fiske once saw Neal's 6:30 2K and said, "Awww, how cute"

Coach Fiske pooped out Tom

From Reform movement

poop

From Capitoline Museums

POOP.

From Dave Caron

Is the coolest Motha around..hes the one who smokes the herb and all the chicks flock to em..South east of Boston is where this cat is..

From Josh armstrong

Pretty much the coolest guy at Parkwood High school, in Waxhaw, North Carolina.

From Dave Williams

Dave Williams (coolest person ever) coolest person ever.

From Krek

Krek is one of the coolest last names you can have. By being a Krek you have the power to have a fan group called Krekies much like Trekkies.

From Trevor Williams

Trevor Williams is the probably the coolest person in the history of the world. jabbers.

From Sam Collins Day

Sam Collins Day is a local holiday celebating the coolest kid ever,Sam collins in Canton/Collinsville Connecticut. It is celebrated on the 3rd Saturday in September, and is a showcase of local businesses, clubs, and other organizations.

Sam Collins Day is held at the Canton Springs Fire Department field. and is one of the most cebrated days in america

it also includes car shows some of the cars to be displayed so far are the bugatti veyron and ferrari f430 and others.

From Police brutality

i love sex with roger empey