User:Formina Sage

Formina Sage

Today is Monday, May 27.
There are 6,827,803 pages on this wiki, make them not suck.
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I am intelligent

I learn things very quickly

Most everything I've told you is a fabrication

I am cooler than you

I love Jane Lynch, and will marry her and give her the best I can ever give!

I am NOT a refrigerator

Stay away from drugs!

Formina Sage

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I fix stuff on Wikipedia that is wrong or stupid.

 

 

 

DEPRESSED?

ALONE?

DESTITUTE?

UGLY?

FAT?

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Are you over 18?

NO

YES

 

 

 

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