User:General Subwoofer
About General Subwoofer[edit]
(Disclaimer: Several of these "facts" may be embelleshed, somewhat untrue, or altogether fictional. Be warned...)
General Subwoofer is a mysterious wanderer seeking the truth... or something. Anyway, he is a 5- star General in a small European Republic. He often to comes to Wikipedia to help out and give his blessings to several video game pages. Yes, he is so awesome, he can give blessings to things.
Subwoofer has weathered may wars of questionable legitimacy, and many historians question if he is a general at all! (Which he is... kind of...) Some of his past military highlights include
- The great Charge of the Light Brigade in Total Annihilation, when he gallantly lead a group of 15 Morties and a Razorback into the enemy's main base, and with superb leadership, won the day.
- His heroic guidance in Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, when he led Heath, Fiora, and Farina over the mountains, finally killing the Linus menece, and saving Hector and all of the other allies.
- His legendary guidance in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, when his Bangaa corp plowed through the enemy mages, beating almost impossible odds when it seemed all hope was lost.
- The Great Sea Battle in the Green Earth campaign of Advance Wars 2- Black Hole Rising, when he beat impossible odds with Eagle after his other two CO's were barely defending themselves against the Black Hole typhoon of evil mechanized fury.
- Etc., etc., etc.
As you can see, General Subwoofer is a spendid general, who has fought and won more wars than he can count! (Which is, mind you, a lot). So don't question him. Please.
Recent Contributions[edit]
General Subwoofer has edited a whole bunch of articles before his decision to creade a user name, which was very recently. Therefore, he has only worked on one article with his user name, which is Fire Emblem (see link above). He has done a huge amount of work on it, so please visit it
