User:TheGonzoGoatRancher

  The Gonzo Goat Rancher is an accomplished and talented podcaster who was previously known as The Gonzo Trucker. Upon being fired from his truck-driving job, "Gonzo" determined that a less
occupationally-specific pseudonym would be a pretty good idea, and he hit upon the brilliant notion of calling himself something that he would almost certainly never become (something from 

which he could not be fired and thus have to change the damned name of his podcast again...). Having once illegally owned a pet goat within the city limits, "Gonzo" believed himself to be at least marginally qualified to call himself The Gonzo Goat Rancher.

  The rest of this story is for future historians laboriously to chronicle...