User:TheScotty/TheFridge

Cup-O-Lemonaid

This was the first thing we put in here, it was originally made as a Teamspeak Channel that we used to put our friend with the nickname "Lemonade" in when he was away... It eventually evolved into an entire fridge full of... well you really can't call it food.

Strange White Powder

*We think Brian put this in here... We believe its sugar, we don't ask questions*

*Shadow Opens Fridge*

Shadow: Scotty! I think I found what Petey made that lemonade with...

Scotty: DAMN!!! no wonder it was soo good.

Brian: NOOOO Damn you Petey that's my shit!!! Thats all mine don't make me lock the fridge!

Petey: What? I thought it was sugar!

Brian: yeah I wish the cops would believe that...

Petey: They won't find it.

*Sirens*

Petey: Shit! Wait, I have an idea... *Makes Lemonaid*

Shadow: This won't end well...

Brian: PETEY!!! Don't touch my shit! YOU CUNTCAKE!!

Police/Cops/Fuzz: Hello, we have reports of you people using controlled substances.

Shadow: *From the other room* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "You People"?

Police/Cops/Fuzz: Ah Shadow, nice to see you.

Shadow: Hey guys, when are you gonna pay up for that poker game you lost?

Petey: uh... anyway no illegal substances here, just some weird white stuff Brian uses to make lemonaid.

Police/Cops/Fuzz: Uh... may we see this Lemonaid?

Petey: SURE!

Brian: *thinking* SHIT!!!

*The Next Day*

*Shadow walks into the room*

Shadow: OMG

Police/Cops/Fuzz: That was a wild party Brian.

Shadow: Where's Petey?

*Outside*

Petey: LEMONADE!! ONLY 25 CENTS!

Radioactive Pie

Brian: Hey guys, why does this pie taste like purple?

Scotty: Oh sorry thats my fault, i accidentally spilled 2.459 kilos of pure Uranium in the pie.

Shadow: Scotty, how did you get your hands on 2.459 kilos of pure Uranium.

Scotty: Uh.... birthday present?

Shadow: You know the cops are coming by for their usual check up on us in an hour.

Scotty: Why do you think i fed it to brian.

A Bottle of Jesus

Petey: Hey I told him not to touch anything

Scotty: Hey its Jesus how could I not!

Shadow: Wait, where have you guys been?

Petey: We went exploring in the forest and found Jesus's tomb.

Shadow: Scotty, I thought you didn't believe in religion.

Scotty: Hey I said there is no god, I never said that there wasn't a Jesus or that he was glowing!

GOD: SCOTTY, FOR TOUCHING JESUS, YOU ARE NOW ME!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: We're doomed.

Brian: Shit.

Petey: Why Me?

Ixidor: Damnit!

Scotty: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*5 minutes later*

Shadow: Damn it Scotty you blew up the earth... again, the first time was funny, but it got old after the 27th time

The Kitchen Sink

Shadow: Hey guys, i just realised we have just about everything in this fridge except hte kitchen sink.

Scotty: *shouting from another room* its next to the meat loaf.

Shadow: Wow... we actually have a kitchen sink in here.

Petey: hey shadow move over, i need to wash up...

A Squirrel in a Bottle

*Shadow opens fridge and sees A Squirrel in a bottle*

Shadow: sigh... Scotty! Brian! and for the hell of it Ixi! rock paper scissors on whose's cleaning this up.

Scotty: What about Petey?

Shadow: Petey didn't do it because 1, I'm assuming he knows better and 2, he's doing magic things to a giant chicken at work.

Brian: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

Shadow: WTF?! No.

Ixi: Hey I think its still alive *Poke*

Shadow: Oh god... I'm going out just clean up before we get in trouble with PETA again.

A Portal?

Shadow: *Opens Fridge* We have a problem!

Petey: What Shadow?

Shadow: What the hell is that in the fridge?

Petey: It's a portal.

Scotty: Ya, it goes to random places. We thought it would best be put in here.

Shadow: I don't like the sound of that.

Petey: Hey Scotty, stick your hand into it and see what you can grab out of it!

Scotty: SURE!!! *sticks hand into it*

Brian: *moans from other room*

Scotty: WTF? I FOUND A CHICKEN!

Petey: Let me try! *sticks hand into it*...

Brian: *moans louder*

Petey: Damnit, it's tight in there. Sick, my hand is covered in shit. And I found a pencil. Weird.

Scotty: *has stupid idea* Ixidor, come over here.

Ixidor: What?

Scotty: *shoves Ixidor into the portal*

Brian: *moans a LOT*

Petey: Oh shit, the portal closed. How are we going to get Ixidor back?

Scotty: I'm not sure but he created the best thing that ever went into that fridge.

(beyond the portal)

Ixidor: God damnit, it's nice in here. Roomy. And everything I will ever need is in here. Fridge, Bed, TV, Compy, etc

Really Old Milk

Shadow: Hey Brian, when are you going to clean out the refrigerator? i mean its starting to smell weird in there...

Brian: Meh, ill do it later.

Shadow: If the fridge explodes into flames... again! Your explaining how it happened to the police... again.

Brian: they will understand how it happened, i mean its a pretty normal thing isnt it?

Scotty: No.

Brian: Where did you come from?

Scotty: The other room.

Petey: HOLY CRAP! THE MILK IS ALIVE!!??!?!!?!?!!!??!?!??!??!

Milk: Nom!

Petey: ... the milk just ate Brian...

Scotty: Here, ill get it.

*5 minutes later*

Scotty: There. now its milk in a bottle.

Milk in a Bottle: Rawr!

Shadow: Ok then... we should probally tell his family he was eaten...

Scotty: Meh... im too lazy.

Petey: ya, they wont miss him.

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Shadow:*opens fridge* OMG, SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE IS ON FIRE!!!

Scotty: Ya I'm roasting chestnuts...

Shadow: BUT THEY ARE ON FIRE!!!

Scotty: Well duh... you can't roast chestnuts on a block of ice...

Shadow: PUT IT OUT IT'S GONNA BURN DOWN THE FRIDGE!!!

Petey: Hey Scotty can I have my chestnuts back?

Scotty: Sorry Petey I'm roasting them

Petey: Damn it I was gonna give them to someone.

Shadow: HOLY CRAP ITS STARTING THE ENTIRE KITCHEN ON FIRE!!!

Scotty: Sorry Petey, if u had told me earlier i wouldn't of have roasted them.

Petey: Meh it's ok i'll just go buy some more.

Shadow: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS, THE FRIDGE IS ON FIRE!!!

Scotty: Geez Shadow I already told you I'm roasting the damn chestnuts.

Petey: Ya and besides you should be happy me and Scotty are not fighting for once.

Scotty: Ya Petey is finally done with his period!

Petey: hey you jackass!

Shadow: OH MY GOD NOW I'M ON FIRE!!!!

Scotty: Hey it's not my fault that your pissy 24/7

Petey: I AM NOT PISSY!

Shadow: WHY WONT ANYONE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Scotty: Shadow! SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH PETEY!!!

A Hobo

Scotty: *opens fridge* What the Hell?

Hobo: Hey im trying to sleep in here...

Scotty: Who put you in here?

Hobo: Ixidor.

Scotty: ANDY!!!

Ixidor: What?

Scotty: Why is there a hobo in the fridge?

Ixidor: I figured he would make a good self cleaning device.

Scotty: Good Point... just remember to feed it, take care of it, love it. eww.