User:Wishmechaos

Also known as "the yellow giant", he surprisingly resembles Guybrush Threepwood from the Monkey Island interactive fiction saga. Spotted easily in crowds, he has the habit of kidnapping young arab women for his own perverse pleasure. He is currently chewing an efervescent lollypop.

He liked to pastate and frolic between little sheets (>400 threads). He enjoys mortadela.