Gailard Sartain

Gailard Sartain (born September 18, 1946) is a retired American actor who frequently played characters with roots in the South. He was a regular on the country music variety series Hee Haw. He is also known for his roles in three of the Ernest movies and the TV series Hey Vern, It's Ernest!, which ran for one season on CBS in 1988. He is also an accomplished and successful painter and illustrator.

Early years and education
Sartain was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the son of a Tulsa fire chief. He attended Cascia Hall Preparatory School, is a 1963 graduate of Will Rogers High School in Tulsa and was a member of the Epsilon Mu chapter of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity at the University of Tulsa, from which he graduated with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree. In 1968, Gailard moved to New York City, where he worked as an assistant to illustrator Paul Davis.

Career
Sartain's entry into entertainment was launched in Tulsa. Working originally as a cameraman at a local television station, he gained notoriety through the creation of a late night off-the-wall comedy program entitled The Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting. Dressed as a wizard, wearing a dark blue robe and pointed wizard's cap, Sartain hosted the program as "Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi". Other cast members included fellow Tulsa native Gary Busey and Jim Millaway (b. September 23, 1941 - d. December 23, 2023). The program was broadcast on the Tulsa CBS affiliate KOTV and later the ABC affiliate KTUL. It featured B-movies, with skits written and performed by Sartain, Busey and company between the movie segments.

Discovered by a talent scout during his stint as Mazeppa, Sartain was hired in 1972 as a regular on the television program Hee Haw. Sartain remained as a regular cast member of the popular show for nearly 20 seasons. He also served as a regular on other series including Cher (1975–76) and Shields and Yarnell (1978). Sartain played C.D. Parker for one episode during the pilot season of Walker, Texas Ranger. He supplied the voice of a social worker in the pilot episode of the animated series King of the Hill. Sartain also portrayed an advisor to Louisiana Governor Earl Long (played by Paul Newman) in the movie Blaze.

Sartain has appeared in more than forty motion pictures, most notably as The Big Bopper in The Buddy Holly Story, Sheriff Ray Stuckey in Mississippi Burning, The Outsiders, The Hollywood Knights, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Replacements as Offensive Assistant Coach Leo Pilachowski, The Big Easy, The Grifters, Getting Even with Dad, The Patriot, and an uncredited role in the 1994 comedy Wagons East starring John Candy and Richard Lewis. Sartain also appeared in a deleted scene from the Steve Martin comedy The Jerk as a Texas oil millionaire who successfully begs for $1500 (in cash) to replace the cracked leather seats on his private airplane: "You know what this means? I can fly my friends to the Super Bowl like a man, not like some kinda god-danged bum!"

Sartain also appeared in Mel McDaniel's music video for "Stand Up" in 1985.

His final film role was in 2005, in Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown. He is also known for his roles in three of the Ernest P. Worrell films starring Jim Varney (as well as the Hey Vern, It's Ernest! television series). With fellow Hey Vern co-star Bill Byrge of Nashville, the duo performed as brothers Chuck and Bobby in a series of "Me and my brother, Bobby..." pitches for local TV stations and product ads.

He was replaced by a younger brother named Tom Tulip (Dallas native John Cadenhead) in Ernest Scared Stupid.

A successful illustrator, Sartain's artistic credits range from record cover designs for such artists as Leon Russell (Will O' the Wisp) to illustrations for nationally published magazines.

Film

 * Nashville (1975) .... Man at Lunch Counter (uncredited)
 * The Buddy Holly Story (1978) .... Big Bopper
 * Smokey and the Good Time Outlaws (1978) .... Arthur Leddy
 * The Jerk (1979) .... Guy with Cracked Airplane Seats (uncredited)
 * The Hollywood Knights (1980) .... Bimbeau
 * Roadie (1980) .... B.B. Muldoon
 * Hard Country (1981) .... Johnny Bob
 * Endangered Species (1982) .... Mayor
 * The Outsiders (1983) .... Jerry
 * Choose Me (1984) .... Mueller
 * All of Me (1984) .... Fulton Norris
 * Songwriter (1984) .... Mulreaux
 * Trouble in Mind (1985) .... Fat Adolph
 * Uphill All the Way (1986) .... Private
 * The Big Easy (1986) .... Chef Paul
 * Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) .... Jake (Chef #1)
 * Leader of the Band (1987) .... Elmo De Lavallard
 * Made in Heaven (1987) .... Sam Morrell
 * The Moderns (1988) .... New York Critic
 * Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) .... Chuck
 * Mississippi Burning (1988) .... Sheriff Ray Stuckey
 * Blaze (1989) .... LaGrange
 * Love at Large (1990) .... Taxi Driver
 * Ernest Goes to Jail (1991) .... Chuck
 * The Grifters (1990) .... Joe
 * The Chase (1991, TV Movie) - Hammer
 * Guilty by Suspicion (1991) .... Chairman Wood
 * Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) .... Ed Couch
 * Death Falls (1991) .... Hearse Driver
 * Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) .... Munroe
 * Equinox (1992) .... Dandridge
 * Wishman (1992) .... Dr. Abe Rogers
 * Walker, Texas Ranger (1993, TV Series) .... C.D. Parker
 * The Real McCoy (1993) .... Gary Buckner
 * Sandman (1993) .... Dave
 * Clean Slate (1994) .... Judge Block
 * Getting Even with Dad (1994) .... Carl
 * Wagons East (1994) .... J.P. Moreland (uncredited)
 * Speechless (1994) .... Lee Cutler
 * Open Season (1995) .... George Plunkett
 * The Spitfire Grill (1996) .... Sheriff Gary Walsh
 * Murder in Mind (1997) .... Charlie
 * RocketMan (1997) .... Mr. Randall (uncredited)
 * Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way (1997, TV Movie) .... Don Zimmer
 * The Patriot (1998) .... Floyd Chisolm
 * Existo (1999) .... Colette Watchuwill
 * The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in For Love or Mummy (1999) .... Oliver Fattius Hardy
 * Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999, TV Movie) .... Ed Roberts
 * The Replacements (2000) .... Pilachowski
 * Ali (2001) .... Gordon Davidson
 * The Round and Round (2002) .... Jim Stoops
 * Elizabethtown (2005) .... Charles Dean