God Is a Twelve-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's

God Is a Twelve-Year-Old Boy with Asperger's is the third album by American stand-up comedian Eugene Mirman. The album was released on October 6, 2009 by Sub Pop.

Track listing

 * 1) Hello and Several Jokes on Topics Ranging from Elevators to Goofing Around on a Whale Watch — 5:41
 * 2) My Gas Got Shut Off-Boo! — 2:30
 * 3) Vancouver, Detroit and Bears! — 3:38
 * 4) Divisive Online Banner Ads — 1:36
 * 5) America Is Better Than Abortion — 1:18
 * 6) The Questionable Polls of Russia Today — 5:22
 * 7) I Found an iPod — 1:01
 * 8) The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy with Asperger's — 2:52
 * 9) Classmates.com — 5:07
 * Sex, ??? AirLIES and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story* — 6:41
 * 1) My Letter to ??? Airlines, Your Postcard to ??? Airlines* — 5:51

* The airline mentioned in these tracks is Delta Air Lines. The airline's name is bleeped out on the tracks.