Keep the Giraffe Burning

Keep the Giraffe Burning is a 1977 collection of science fiction short stories by John Sladek.

Contents

 * Foreword
 * Elephant with Wooden Leg
 * The Design
 * The Face
 * The Master Plan
 * Flatland
 * A Game of Jump
 * The Hammer of Evil, or Career Opportunities at the Pascal Business School
 * The Locked Room
 * Another Look
 * Space Shoes of the Gods: An Archaeological Revelation
 * The Poets of Millgrove, Iowa
 * The Commentaries
 * Heavens Below: Fifteen Utopias (overall title for 15 short-short stories)
 * Getting There Is (n-1/n)th the Fun
 * The Bright Side
 * Mr. and Ms. America
 * Empty Promise
 * The Paradise Problem
 * What Changed Doyster's Mind
 * Handout
 * Assessment
 * Art News
 * Pax Gurney
 * A Fable
 * Utopia: A Financial Report
 * Utopiary
 * Luck
 * A Picnic
 * Scenes from Rural Life
 * The Secret of the Old Custard
 * Undecember
 * The Great Wall of Mexico
 * Afterword