Milk and Scissors

Milk and Scissors is the second album by the American band the Handsome Family. It was released on May 14, 1996 by Carrot Top Records, and by Scout Releases in the same year.

Production
The production of the album was interrupted by Brett's brief stay in a mental hospital.

Critical reception
The Chicago Tribune called Milk and Scissors "one of the finest albums of 1996." The Chicago Reader called it "wonderfully depressing."

Track listing
All music by Brett Sparks and all lyrics by Rennie Sparks, except as noted
 * 1) "Lake Geneva" – 3:11
 * 2) "Winnebago Skeletons" – 4:13
 * 3) "Drunk By Noon" – 2:51
 * 4) "The House Carpenter" (traditional, arranged by The Handsome Family, inspired by Clarence Ashley's 1930 recording) – 3:36
 * 5) "The Dutch Boy" – 3:51
 * 6) "The King Who Wouldn't Smile" – 2:35
 * 7) "Emily Shore 1819-1839" – 4:34
 * 8) "3-Legged Dog" (Darrell Sparks)– 4:34
 * 9) "#1 Country Song" (Brett Sparks) – 3:35
 * 10) "Amelia Earhart vs. The Dancing Bear" - 3:13
 * 11) "Tin Foil" - 2:41
 * 12) "Puddin' Fingers" (Mike Werner) - 1:41

Personnel

 * The Handsome Family:
 * Brett Sparks - guitar, vocals, dobro, organ, harmonica, lap steel
 * Rennie Sparks - bass, vocals
 * Mike Werner - percussion
 * Diane Murphy - band photo
 * Brad Miller - cover photo
 * Design by Rennie & Mike with Sheila Sachs