Please Don't Turn Me On

"Please Don't Turn Me On" is a song by UK garage duo Artful Dodger, released on 13 November 2000 as the fifth single from the duo's debut studio album, It's All About the Stragglers (2000). The song peaked at number four on the UK Singles Chart and spent 10 weeks on the chart. It also reached the top 50 in Australia and Ireland, as well as number 90 in Switzerland.

The song features singer Lifford (real name Lifford Shillingford), who would later appear as a contestant on the 12th series of Britain's Got Talent.

Track listings
UK CD single
 * 1) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (radio edit)
 * 2) "R U Ready"
 * 3) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (UK garage remix)
 * 4) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (video)

UK 12-inch single
 * A1. "Please Don't Turn Me On" (Wideboys Oyster vocal mix)
 * B1. "Please Don't Turn Me On" (Erick Morillo's Disco Thang)
 * B2. "Please Don't Turn Me On" (Stanton Warriors Fabric vocal)

UK cassette single
 * 1) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (radio edit)
 * 2) "R U Ready"

Australian CD single
 * 1) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (radio edit)
 * 2) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (Wideboys Oyster vocal mix)
 * 3) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (Erick Morillo's Disco Thang)
 * 4) "Please Don't Turn Me On" (UK garage remix)