SeinLanguage

SeinLanguage is a 1993 book written by Jerry Seinfeld. SeinLanguage was critically acclaimed and scored a spot on the New York Times Best Seller list. The title is a pun on "sign language."

Contents

 * Introduction
 * Freeway of Love
 * Jokes about dating, sex, and relationships
 * Personal Maintenance
 * Jokes about health and physical appearance
 * Paldom
 * Jokes about friendship and phone calls
 * Shut Up and Drive
 * Jokes about driving and air travel
 * Job Security
 * Jokes about office life and various vocations
 * The Thing Is the Thing
 * Jokes about money, crime, and television
 * Out and Back
 * Jokes about sports, going out, and apartments
 * The Ride of Your Life
 * Jokes about childhood, parents, and old age