Talk:Dave Carnie

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I really think that Dave Carnie has nothing to do with people like Bruce Lovitz. He may like skateboards, but that doesn't mean he has anything in common with Bam Margera. This Wikipedia entry, while factualy accurate, makes Dave look like a kook. Someone should replace all the references to Jackass and Jackass characters with other things that are important to Dave like Agressive Sheep Herding and hurting children by hiding venemous snakes inside yogurt cups. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 208.125.72.58 (talk • contribs)
 * Thanks for your input, Chris. Unfortunately the threshold for inclusion in wikipedia is verifiability, not truth, so as soon as you can find sources documenting Dave's venemous snake adventures we can include that in the article. &mdash; O cat ecir  Talk  22:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

How did you know my name? That's scary as all hell! I am terrified of being stuck in the matrix and that just pushed me over the fucking edge. Anyway, Dave wrote an article called "How to Hurt Kids" and one of his ideas was hiding a snake in a yogurt cup. All of my issues of Big Brother are rotting in my parent's basement along with my old records and star wars figures, but next time I'm there I will dig it up and document it. Now, since my anonymity has been compromised by the keymaster or whoever the hell is running the show, I have to admit that Steve-O ain't so bad. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 128.151.71.18 (talk • contribs) 00:47, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

I fear Dave Carnie, Morrisey, and Whale Cock skateboards are disrespected when information is censored regarding the elite Whale Cock Team. We must mention Dave's recruitment of Morrisey. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.4.92.211 (talk) 10:30, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

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I think I may have been removed from the Whalecock roster for my malicious words. I apologize for them and accept my banishment from the top-secret whalecock order with sadness, humility and understanding. Namaste. - Chris Riordan —Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.169.30.178 (talk) 20:59, 3 December 2007 (UTC)