Ten Bloody Marys & Ten How's Your Fathers

Ten Bloody Marys & Ten How's Your Fathers is a compilation album by the English singer-songwriter Elvis Costello and his backing band the Attractions, comprising tracks not previously released on albums. It is largely made up of B-sides, but features one previously unreleased recording. It was released only in the United Kingdom, initially only on cassette, though later in other formats.

Its track listing is very similar to that of the North America-released album Taking Liberties; the differences are that on the latter, the tracks "Watching The Detectives", "Radio, Radio" and "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding" are replaced by "Night Rally", "(I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea" and "Sunday's Best".

Track listing
All songs written by Elvis Costello except as indicated.

Side one

 * 1) "Clean Money" (B-side of “Clubland”) – 1:57
 * 2) "Girls Talk" (B-side of "I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down", 1980) – 1:56
 * 3) "Talking in the Dark" (B-side of "Accidents Will Happen", 1979) – 1:56
 * 4) "Radio Sweetheart" (B-side of "Less Than Zero", 1977) – 2:24
 * 5) "Big Tears" (B-side of "Pump It Up", 1978) – 3:10
 * 6) "Crawling to the USA" (from soundtrack to Americathon, 1979) – 2:52
 * 7) "Just a Memory" (B-side of "New Amsterdam", 1980) – 2:14
 * 8) "Watching the Detectives" (non-album single, 1977) – 3:43
 * 9) "Stranger in the House" (non-album single, 1978) – 3:01
 * 10) "Clowntime Is Over" (Version 2, B-side of "High Fidelity", 1980) – 3:44

Side two

 * 1) "Getting Mighty Crowded" (Van McCoy) (B-side of "High Fidelity", 1980) – 2:05
 * 2) "Hoover Factory" (B-side of “Clubland”) – 1:43
 * 3) "Tiny Steps" (B-side of "Radio, Radio", 1978) – 2:42
 * 4) "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding" (Nick Lowe) – 3:31
 * 5) "Dr. Luther's Assistant" (B-side of "New Amsterdam", 1980) – 3:28
 * 6) "Radio, Radio" (non-album single, 1978) – 3:04
 * 7) "Black and White World (No. 2)" (previously unreleased) – 1:51
 * 8) "Wednesday Week" (B-side of "Accidents Will Happen", 1978) – 2:02
 * 9) "My Funny Valentine" (Richard Rodgers, Lorenz Hart) (B-side of "Oliver's Army", 1979) – 1:25
 * 10) "Ghost Train" (B-side of "New Amsterdam", 1980) – 3:05