The Funeral Sciences

The Funeral Sciences is the debut album by Schoolyard Heroes. It was released in 2003 on Control Group/TCG. All songs are written by Schoolyard Heroes.

Track listing

 * 1) "Curse of the Werewolf" – 3:14
 * 2) "All-You-Can-Eat Cancer" – 3:54
 * 3) "The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot From the Outer Limits" – 2:09
 * 4) "Dawn Of The Dead" – 2:45
 * 5) "Blood-Spattered Sundress" – 2:45
 * 6) "Attack of the Puppet People" – 2:49
 * 7) "Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise" – 3:19
 * 8) "The Klaw" – 2:21
 * 9) "Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja" – 3:32
 * 10) "Contra" – 2:01
 * 11) "Boyfriend" – 2:43
 * 12) "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker" – 5:24