The Slowskys



"The Slowskys" are a national television advertising campaign for Comcast Cable's Xfinity broadband Internet service. The ads feature an animatronic turtle couple, Bill and Lisa Slowsky. The ads are based on the idea that DSL, which Xfinity claims is slower than their service, is only fast enough for people who like things very slow. In the television ads, the two turtles are usually shown together explaining why they are so happy with DSL service, and that if they got Xfinity, it would be far too fast for them.

The characters were created by Goodby Silverstein & Partners of San Francisco, produced by RSA, puppeteered by Stan Winston. The campaign won the gold Effie Award in 2007.

TheSlowskys.com was a character blog on which everything slow is celebrated. Recently however, the blog was taken down and replaced by a peaceful, permanent flash widget that included their commercials, downloads, and merch. The blog also redirected to Lisa's Blog when you go to the previous archives on the Slowskys website on archive.org.

In the 2013 ad series, this time targeted to Comcast Business, the Slowskys, Bill and Lisa, have a diner filled with DSL Internet. This also introduced Kevin, one of the workers. It was a 2 commercial series.

A knockoff of The Slowskys by Canadian cable provider Shaw Communications is called The Snailskis. Another knockoff of The Slowskys is the No Shells Pistachios promotion which is similar to The Slowskys.

In the 2011 ad series, A couple commercials compared Verizon Fios and AT&T Internet, and Qwest buying CenturyLink. These were only aired on TV and shown on other portfolios. There were also comic strips of the Slowskys during this period.

Comedian Andrew Donnelly is the voice of Bill Slowsky and actress (and former member of The Groundlings) Rachael Harris provides the voice for Lisa. Son Bill Slowsky, Jr. (featured in a reboot campaign starting in May 2019) is voiced by musician Lucas Grabeel.

When the Slowsky fad reached its peak, the Slowskys Website created a fictional campaign in which the Slowsky couple traveled around their block in an old fashioned political circuit. On top of their vehicle, multiple bullhorns would amplify the Slowsky's voices so that people could hear them. The advertising video showed the Slowskys in the vehicle, and with Bill screaming "BE STILL WITH BILL!", much to Lisa's annoyance, with "Hail to the Chief" playing in the background. The party even offered membership cards, sold merchandise, and requested slogans for their platform.

In the 2019 ad series, in promotion for World Turtle Day, Bill Jr. reveals that he is a big fan of the speed and convenience offered by Xfinity and its service-related smartphone app, leading to his father ending each ad with blunt dismissals (such as "I'll pass" and "I'd rather not") of his son's impassioned advocacy for added speed. The official Xfinity Twitter account got taken over by Bill Slowsky Jr. on the same day.

As of now, 2 commercials are "partially" lost, including a audio file of a Slowskys commercial being different from the Comcast "Rabbit" commercial which is found, but the"Turtle.mp3" file is locked due to not logging in to Effie.com or a major bug in the audio player.

A tweet posted by one of the Slowskys directors shared a video of how the Slowskys were puppeteered.

The entire Comcast Slowskys portfolio is on the Effie.com website, but you need a subscription to unlock it.