Tie My Pecker to My Leg

"Tie My Pecker to My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon. It is a song that Mojo Nixon played at almost every live performance. According to an Artist Direct review of Whereabouts Unknown, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" was Nixon's bawdiest song up to that point in his career. It was co-written with lead Beat Farmer Country Dick Montana. Besides mentioning bestiality and sitophilia, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia.

Origins of refrain
"The Old Chisholm Trail" is a well-known cowboy song. In all versions of the song, the refrain was:
 * Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya, yupi ya
 * Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya

Ed Cray in "The Erotic Muse" credits a variation of these lyrics to high school and college students in southern California:


 * Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
 * Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Other versions
There is also Vietnam era version sung to "exert some control over the penis" of "Tie My Pecker to my Leg."