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The Microsoft Murders are the two murders commited against some of the Microsoft text-to-speech voices. The first one occured in 2008 and the second one in 2012. In total, two people have been killed, including the murderer Microsoft Anna. These are two of the crimes commited by the Microsoft Mafia.

2008
Microsoft Anna was born in 2007 in Microsoftville, California. She started to be jealous when she discovered the celebrity of his father Microsoft Sam in his Windows XP house. In April 2008, Microsoft Sam was found dead in his bedroom.

Microsoft Anna consulted psychiatrists from June through December of the same year. She was diagnosized as a satanist antagonist arachnophobic psycopath who is able to work. The company Microsoft said that she would keep her job as long as she is declared able to work.

The police didn't arrest her because of her important role as a computer voice. However, she visited a jail for one night.

2012
Microsoft Anna gave birth in 2012 to David, Hazel, Zira and Hortense. They immediately became jealous of their mother and wanted to revenge for their deceased grandfather. In September 2012, she was found dead in the bedroom. The neighbours reported that the scene sounded like a death scene in the movie Karateci Kız.

Like their mother, they were not arrested. They completely settled in their Windows 8 house in december 2012.