User:A&MFan

When Big Joan comes out, her arms are too...wait a minute....

Hey, this is A&MFan aka Malkmusian aka Malky. Call me Malky.

I am 16 years old and I live in Georgia. I won't tell you the county because some of you may try to kill me or whatnot. I want my life. I don't want to be cooked like the cheerleaders in Final Destination 3 or get shot by various nails.

I love the music of Captain Beefheart, Jawbox, Silverchair (and I mean any album from them, including the "overrated" Young Modern to the "overrated" Frogstomp), Frank Zappa, Nirvana, and Herb Alpert. I love Captain Beefheart, especially, because his music sounds like the weirdest Phillip Glass piece you might hear if you go to his symphonies.

I am straight, so people hated by Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church(I hate him, too, because of that and that he says that everybody except for his cliche of a**holes and Nazis are going to Hell), don't try to ask me out. I still respect you.

I write fanfiction and I draw. I'll post the links later.