User:A. B./New warnings I'd like to see

This is for new vandalism last-warning warnings. Feel free to add your contribution here. The winner will be awarded $2 via Paypal plus a valuable Barnstar!

Have at it:

My contribs
Here's my stabs. These are things I wish I could say to vandals but can't.

outloud2: Oh for crying out loud. Cut it out already!

growup4: Grow the hell up or you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia!

--Ginkgo100 talk · e@ 04:28, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Xenophobic about ip vandalism

 * Not really last-last warning, but gets a point across. Sfacets 07:32, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Deenoe's
65px|left Stop vandalizing, or you will not receive any gift from Santa Claus.
 * --Deenoe 11:22, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

300px|left Stop vandalizing, it's not what cool kids do.
 * --Deenoe 11:26, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

100px|left Hey man, I believe you don't want sympathic people wearing those jackets at your doorstep tomorrow morning. Stop vandalizing.
 * --Deenoe 11:36, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

left STOP vandalizing ! Hammer time! --Deenoe 22:03, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

left|72px Due to your vandalism, you will eventually might be punished so hard by one of our administators that band-aids and your mom won't be enough to ease the pain. --Deenoe 16:20, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Power and responsibility
What do you think? I am all for feedback Chris Kreider 12:29, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

...too nice! Sounds too much like the standard template. Sfacets 12:50, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
 * I was kind of going for a last plea to convert them to the good side. I was thinking of one that makes a play on star wars and going to the dark side.  I may still try to design one and see what it looks like.  thanks for the feedback Chris Kreider 13:00, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia Jail
Is this one still too nice?Chris Kreider 13:20, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

I like the background Emphasis. The red should get some attention. Here is the same as aboce but with a red background. Chris Kreider 19:15, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

L0b0t Warnings
65px|left Vandalism makes Baby Jesus cry. L0b0t 12:53, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
 * --

65px|left Every time you vandalise, a sailor dies at sea. L0b0t 15:06, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Like the jail one, but slightly more direct
65px|left Do it again and we will frame you for a crime you didn't commit and get you sent to pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

Maybe the Office Space reference is a little too obscure. Mr Weeble Talk Brit tv 16:32, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

I like the office space reference. Chris Kreider 16:57, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Iced Kola's entries
65px|left This is your only warning. If you vandalize another article, just like you did to your school's playground (I'm telling your principal), you will be banned from Earth. 65px|left Stop vandalizing. Go find some friends ...or play in the streets or something. 65px|left This is your final warning. Obviously you don't understand, so I'll speak in your language. ''ur 4 id1o7 7h4t sh0u1d l3a63 w1k1p3d1a F0R3V3R. kthxbyi'' 50px Please, please, PLEASE, continue vandalizing articles so we have a reason to have your internet shut off. If by some crazy reason I won this contest, I do not wish to recieve the 2$. Iced Kola T  -  C  22:24, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
 * That is pretty good! I like that one Chris Kreider 23:30, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

How about some really whiny stuff?
Stuff to reflect the fact that so often the "last" warning is really not the last and that the threatened block may take many more days or weeks before someone imposes it?--A. B. 22:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Chrislk02's whinier stuff
Is this whinier? Chris Kreider 23:14, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Lookin good --keep it coming. --A. B. 23:43, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

KojiDude's Template (This one isn't a joke, sadly)
65px|left This is your last last warning. Your continued vandalism has gone un-punished merley by coincidence; Wikipedia does have policies against vandalism and places to report it. The next time you vandalise you will be blocked from editting.


 * Koji Dude  (Contributions) 00:09, 27 October 2006 (UTC)


 * I like it, maybye mention something about getting blocked eventually, dont know though. Overall, great template!   I like it Chris Kreider 00:12, 27 October 2006 (UTC)


 * It's gets the point across and uses red. Red means bad, so it's genius! 18px Pacific Coast Highway {Gobble Gobble! • Happy Thanksgiving!}  20:00, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

YFB's attempt
150px|leftDid you know... ...that vandalising Wikipedia can make you impotent? One day, when you grow up and develop social skills, your actions here will come back to haunt you. Before that, you'll get blocked.
 * --YFB ¿  20:50, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Spangineer's idea
 125px|left Congratulations! Your persistent vandalism has made you an excellent candidate for entrance into the Wikipedia Immaturity Contest. Soon, you will face thousands of other infantile losers in a cut-throat competition to see who truly is the most immature Wikipedia vandal. The competition will be stiff, but I am confident that your insipidity and idiocy will put all others to shame. As you prepare for the contest, please enjoy the block that an administrator is about to give you. Good luck! --Spangineerws (háblame)  04:27, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Your edit to Wikipedia
Your recent edit to Wikipedia was reverted by an automated bot that attempts to connect users with common interests based on their edits to Wikipedia articles. Since you added words like penis gay cock or ass to an article we have automatically forwarded your email and IM contact info to User:Prisoner #457984 and User:Representative Mark Foley. Expect to hear from them soon! Dina 13:13, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
 * That's a good one. Cheers. L0b0t 17:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Very good! Avraham 02:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
 * So I noticed the Colbert picture was transcluded here, and I have to say...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ This one's amazing.  ShadowHalo 23:48, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Chrislk02's Poop vandals
what do ya think?Chris Kreider 13:19, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

an idea...
something like terry tate tackling vandals? Cannibalicious! 00:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Here's one
165px|left I didn't invent the internet so that vandals like you could disrupt wikipedia. Your edit was an assault on reason. Try that again, and the inconvenient truth is you will be banished from the earth in balance with Wikipedia blocking policy. All that takes is one admin's vote and this time, there will be no recount. . 12 in. pianist (talk) 00:04, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

45px Image:Nuvola Apps Important.svg '''Please stop vandalising. It kills chicks If you continue, you will be blocked indefinetly'''.

55px Image:Stop Hand Nuvola.svg 'This is your final'' warning for killing a ton of chicks by vandalising. If you vandalise again, you will be blocked indefinetly without further notice.