User:Abie the Fish Peddler

Hello, who wants fish?

I got some good fish! Any kind of fish you want, I got it!

So, you're up, what's it gonna be?

The tuna? The tuna's great! Fresh, just right now. You just missed the guy. Maybe you bumped him on your way in.

But you couldn't get it fresher. Not unless maybe you take the boat out yourself?

Aha! But who has time for that these days?

I save you the time, and, AND I only work with the best fishermen, the real experts- the ones who know where to get the best tasting fish!

And I don't even take all of their stuff!

If I don't like something, I don't take it.

I tell them, "I don't want that one." and they throw it back in the ocean. Easy.

Mmm! It smells good don't it? Beautiful! BEAUTIFUL!

You're gonna love my fish. You're gonna take one bite and say, "That Abie was right! That Abie really does have the delicious fish!"

Mmm! Smell it! Go ahead and smell it! Don't be afraid!

Come on! That's right.

There, see?

Can't you smell the freshness? You bet you can!

Today's fish is smelling even better than yesterday's!

It's a good day. A very good day!

Pages which I started


 * Corbaccio
 * Scène d'été
 * Arab Labor
 * David di Donatello for Best Foreign Director
 * Take Me Round Again
 * Category:Writers who served in the military
 * Edward Said bibliography
 * Edward Said memorial lectures
 * John Cassavetes filmography

Pages whose right to exist I am currently in discussions about
 * Category:Writers who served in the military

Page which I nominated for Good Article status
 * Edward Said

Pages which are here while under construction
 * List of musicians who served in the military
 * List of writers who served in the military
 * List of actors who served in the military

My test page
 * User:Abie the Fish Peddler/test page

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