User:Alinnisawest

>look

User Page

You are standing in the middle of a howling white wasteland, devoid of any form of life. To the north, you spot a User Page. To the south, a cluster of userboxes huddles together, trying to stay warm. To the east, there is a talk page.

You see a copy of Zork, a laptop computer, a bookshelf, an annoying Wikipedia ad, and a large sign. Oh, and a pile of Doctor Who memorabilia in the corner.

>examine me

You are an intrepid Wikipedian, adventuring across the wide land of Wikipedia, scattering edits in your wake. They'd better be good ones.

>read sign

"This sign intentionally left blank."

>examine zork

It's a copy of that old text adventure from Infocom. It has NOT been downloaded in violation of copyright laws or anything, of course.

>examine laptop

Presently, its screen is showing The Train Job, from Firefly (TV series), one of the best sci-fi shows in existence. Curse you, Fox!

>examine ad

>examine memorabilia

* shrug* What is there to say? There's quite a bit there, some Daleks, a Cyberman head, a sonic screwdriver, you name it. Ooo! And the full figurine set from The Five Doctors!

>examine bookshelf

It's a big old thing, with many books on it.

>look on bookshelf

There are several books on the shelves, including everything ever penned by J. R. R. Tolkien, the entire Chronicles of Narnia series, and a King James Version of the Bible. In addition to these, there is also a stack of computer games and a pile of electronics. The stack has many illustrious titles, including Portal, and the pile of electronics consists of three USB extension cords, two MP3 players, a flash drive, two pairs of headphones, a car charger, and several assorted power cords and adapters, none of which are compatible with one another.

>xyzzy

A voice that is not hollow in the slightest smugly says, "Nothing happens here."

>Inform

A voice that is extremely hollow indeed screams, "HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE! TADS IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR! EXTERMINATE INFORM! EXTERMINATE!"