User:Amythwire

My name is Liz and I was uncool before uncool was cool. I also bet you ten dollars that I'm cooler than your grandmother.

Me, Myself, and I (which also happens to be a lame R&B song by Beyonce Knowles)
Haha, random bits of information by the mouthful about a person you don't even know but probably wish you did!


 * My name is Elizabeth.
 * My middle name is Ashley.
 * My last name is none of your business.
 * I was born on May 20. Do the math to find my sign.
 * If you don't feel like it, I'll do it for you. I'm a Taurus.
 * My mom passed away when I was 10.
 * I hate motorcycles and doorbells.
 * I also hate feet, wasps, bees, etc.
 * I hate the use of illegal drugs..and legal ones too.
 * I also love eyeliner and long term relationships.
 * Savage Garden and Hellogoodbye are better than you...so listen to them.
 * I hate doing dishes...or any cleaning of any sort.
 * I have OCD and Depression.
 * I hate the use of double negatives and commonly find myself correcting people out of habit.
 * I am a Floridian...even though I now live in Maryland.
 * I hate myspace with an undying passion.
 * I have been told that I look like Avril Lavigne (before the blonde overtaking), however, I don't see it.
 * I am very short... a lame 5'2.5.
 * I love the colors: pink, grey, black, green, and orange.
 * I am addicted to Peggle.
 * And a secret no one knows: I don't recycle. It's a waste of time.

Dead People Can't Complain
'''Why would you want to work in a room full of dead people who could rise from the dead and kill you? x.x'''

I have wanted to be a Forensic Pathologist since my mother died. I did want to be a Veterinarian. But then I realized I couldn't stick dogs with needles and watch them die. I thought about being a doctor, but realized that people complain about the stupidest things. Complaining gets on my nerves. So...why not work on dead people? They can't complain...and don't cry when you stick them with things. Plus, death has always seemed like a fun thing to study...don't you think?

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
Probably one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Well, now you know a little about me and I guess this was kind of pointless to make but regardless...it's interesting to see how different people are from others around you. A major plus for writing about myself, is also that fact that I am very egotistical and it makes me feel better about myself to write pointless information about myself that I doubt anyone really reads in the first place. However, the thought of having a page in an encyclopedia about myself is a very enticing thought and just about anything that someone wanted to find out about me could be found right here.