User:AnimeMagic2112/sandbox/Armylady

Lt. Goldie has been the Crazy Army Lady since 2016, after leaving her position as Chief Lazy Secretary of the Department of Motor Vehicles. She is considered the founder of the Connecticut Territories as she hired Nikita to kidnap the then incumbent U.S. Governor of Connecticut and then invaded and gave everyone milkshakes and nuking Waterbury after sending Mr. P to get some fried chicken so he wouldn't get nuked and because she was really hungry.