User:Ashlux

Why Spam tastes like excrement
Spam is obviously $$\Psi = \frac{\cos{\pi \varphi(t,\omega)}}{\mathfrak{e}^i}$$ where $$t \in [0,1]$$ and $$\varphi(x,z) = z - \gamma_{10} x - \sum_{m+n\ge2} \gamma{mn} x^m z^n$$. Using this and the fact that the {{subst:user $$c_n=\langle X\psi_n\rangle$$ and $$d_n^*=\langle X\Psi_n\rangle$$, the scalar product $$\langle X\vert\Psi\rangle$$ can be expressed in the way as $$\langle X\vert\Psi\rangle=\sum_nd_n^*c_n = \mathbf{d}^\dagger\boldsymbol{\cdot}\mathbf{c}$$ where $$\mathbf{c}$$ is a column vector with elements $$c_n$$ and a row vector $$\mathbf{d}^\dagger$$ with elements $$d_n^*$$. The inverse $$\mathbf{A}^{-1}$$ of a matrix $$\mathbf{A}$$ is such that $$\mathbf{AA}^{-1}=\mathbf{A}^{-1}\mathbf{A}= \mathbf{I}$$.

Thus, we an conclude that, since $$\mathbf{I}$$ is the unit matrix, SPAM itself (denoted as $$\Psi$$ in previous paragraph), tastes like something you find under the shoe of a hitchhiker (denoted $$\mathbf{d}^\dagger$$), $$\mathcal{QED}$$.

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