User:Attackoftheshow

AOTS Sketch Pad (below)
Despite our better judgement we are putting this "sketch pad" area above our own area since it seems everyone wants their ramblings and weird crap to be the first thing to be seen when people load this page.

Welcome to the Attack of the Show User Page
You came, you edited away, we showed your links on-air. So why are you here? Oh yeah, because you wanna see the winning skit.

Well, after not so careful deliberation we chose the Kevin vs. Brendan shot drinking skit as the cream of the crop.

We nearly tossed up the chinese we had for lunch as we read most of the skits that were entered. Horrible grammar, spelling and punctuation abounded so it was good to see someone take their time and actually use real script format as well as a funny premise.

Keep tuning in to see this script in live-action glory.

FADE IN: INT. ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET - DAY KEVIN and BRENDAN are sitting on the trademark red couch. A bottle of vodka and 6 filled shot glasses sit on the coffee table in front of them. KEVIN Bet I could drink more shots in         15 seconds then you. Brendan picks up one of the shot glasses. BRENDAN Oh, you're on! Like a machine Brendan grabs one shot glass after the other, gulping them down. KEVIN Time! That was 6 shots. INT. ATTACK OF THE SHOW SET - MOMENTS LATER All the shot glasses have been refilled. BRENDAN (slightly drunk) Ready, get set, go. Kevin empties the shot glass into his mouth but sprays it out right back out. KEVIN (throat horse) Water. A LAUGH TRACK plays in the background as we ZOOM OUT. CUT TO BLACK

You can proudly display your stupidity to the world below this line
...but comments should go on the discussion page

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