User:BAGBot

I live inside a dusty box. Someone taped a semicolon to my side. They tell me I am a pearl, but I don't think so. They make me do stuff, such as make a report for WP:BAG about WP:BRFA. They make me do it every 5 minutes, and I don't even have a chance to sleep!! I put the reports at BAG/Status. If you want to see what makes me go, or make someone make me do different stuff, then there's this guy called ST47 who made me. If I do bad stuff, then that red button can make me go away.