User:Brightgalrs/Biography

Ser Brighty Shiny Brightgalrs II is a minion of Pubblius Pepetronius VIII , a man of wealth and taste , a gentleman and a scholar.

Etymology
The nickname of Robert Schultz, "Brightgalrs" derives from the Proto-Indo-European bʰereg "to gleam, whiten", compunded with -galrs "is super awesome", from Old Norse gallin, "sing bewitching songs". The first use of the nickname was Runa-Scāpus Period of the Schültzenbürger dynasty of Eastern America (c. 2006 AD). The Interrete Road lead to the spread of the term to all parts of the globe. The Chinese philosopher Arccaniesta (c. 2009 AD) made used the name to describe a badassed man in his work 他性感 (Tā Xìng Gǎn). In 2010 AD a revolutionary, Azure de Columbia, used "Brightgalrs" in his radical publications which further reinforced the awesome nature of the name.

Legacy
He is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. He translates ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, he writes award-winning operas, and he manages time efficiently. Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row.

He woos women with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing. He can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and he cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He plays bluegrass cello...he is the subject of numerous documentaries. When he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, he repairs electrical appliances free of charge.

He is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. he don't perspire, he is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail...Last summer he toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration...His deft floral arrangements has earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust him.

He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.

He balances, he weaves, he dodges, he frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami. Years ago, he discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. He has made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. He breeds prize-winning clams. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open heart surgery, and he has spoken with Elvis.

Reception
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