User:Captain Scotch

Intro
Aha. You've reached the page of a young man by the name of Aaron M. I'm an aspiring academic in Arizona, who constantly bemoans his current position as... well... a student in Arizona. I am 15, soon to be 16. I was born on the 30th of August, 1990. Scarily enough, I regularly forget that. Literally forgetting one's birthday is not an amusing experience, I assure you. I have made this weird little Wiki-layout by taking some images from my neat blog skin and using them and a rudimentary examination of the Wikipedia coding syntax to create what you see before you.

Top Five Lists
Most attributes concerning myself are readily available on the sidebar, so I have decided to use a box for lists and favorites. In case you were wondering! Absolute no-contest favorites have been marked with little hearts. Oh, and a note regarding the books: R&GaD & Arcadia are both plays, but I've only read their respective texts (several dozen times, too), so I consider it a literary work. And it is utterly brilliant.

Favorite Books

 * War & Peace by Leo Tolstoy. ♥
 * Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard.
 * The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas.
 * A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
 * Arcadia by Tom Stoppard.

Favorite Authors

 * Tom Stoppard. ♥
 * Leo Tolstoy.
 * Alexandre Dumas.
 * Daniel Patrick Moynihan
 * Theodore White.

Favorite Music

 * Dire Straits. ♥
 * Mark Knopfler's Solo Work.
 * The Doors.
 * Johnny Cash
 * Roger Miller.
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Articles I need to work on

 * The Left Banke
 * Theodore White
 * Joachim Murat
 * Tom Stoppard
 * Arcadia
 * The Real Thing

I will continually add to this list, and add to this profile. But at the moment, it is late and I am quite tired. Adieu, Wikiscape. As is my tagline (in honor of Edward R. Murrow)...

Good night, and good luck.