User:Cdavis999

My real name is Luke Warmwater. I live in a converted skip in geostationary orbit above the town of Parallel Hell in Berkshire, England, on which I occasionally drop things for fun.

I was born on the 3rd of January, 1954, and died on the 25th of January, 1991 - of acute pancreatitis caused by undiagnosed familial hyperlipidaemia. Since then I have existed in a fugue state in which I believe myself to be partially alive.

It can't last. Cdavis999 11:22, 2 March 2007 (UTC)