User:Cheeze Master

I see you've found my user page! Well, my name is Cheeze Master, but my real name is Bert. OK, that's my nickname. I don't like my REAL name, but if you must know, it's Brett. I don't really know how I got the nickname Bert, but I guess its because one of my friends rearranged the letters.

Likes: Video games, TV, Bubble gum, Piczo, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Shadow the Hedgehog, Cheese, Pie, and more.

Favorite song: "I Fought the Law", Bobby Fuller style!!

Favorite TV Show: Cheers.

Favorite video game characters: Nack the Weasel, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Meta Knight, Mario, Link, Ganondorf, Super Shadow, Super Sonic, Super Silver, and more.

Note: I may or may not edit things on Wikipedia, but should I make an edit and make a mistake, please let me know. But please don't be rude about it. Thanks. :)

Things I Don't Understand
-If It Doesn't Matter, what does?

-Why is it called Magic the Gathering when Wizards aren't playing?

-If I Fought the Law, what would happen if I activated the Horn Jump Code?

-Why is it called a "GameShark" when Shark's don't eat games?

-If Sonic is the world's fastest supersonic hedgehog, then how many are out there?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it had no wood to chuck?

-if my face is normal, hello I'm trolling and spamming this JHGEYUGHBXDHISNUHGECECOK,EJCNERTJPOMVWERJORNCHERCUHWEFYGYEFNWJRFUUHWEFOIUHEFURNORUITHFOIUERWJFOUIWHRTOUIFHEROUIFHIRUREHFUIERHFIIWEHRIHFEIIJEIUFJRUIJFEWUIRJJFWUJOFURENOIUFEJRWWJRFPIURECJPIUERVIURWTJIUVJWRFPIUHHRPUIHERPUIHRRUJUJRUIFJRIUJSIORJFIOJWEIOPFJRIIEJFIIWEHFUIEJRFIUEHRWUIHFREWIUERWIUJRWRFWRIUJJRWIUJRFUIJRTUIJJIOIRTGIIGTRJIUWRTGJIITRGJUIRTGHUTRJGRUIHRETGUOISVIOJNGVVNREUIRNTVTIUHEGJTNOJINGRIJTNGIOUpCUHWUICHOWFUIRHVIOJFRNVUOFRHFRUJFIRJFHRBIJFRNJNREINEFRRJINFIJRSNIHCENDDJIHBFRUENFRUNRFJIRFFIUHREFUJFIRJEIRFIJFKMCENVHENRVIINRFBFIIJFUIREIFIJEUBVBUERNJVENENUVTIBREFUNERVBRBNBBBBBFOIRJFIEJRIOEJEDIOJEWFIUHFIEJREVIJJIORVJV