User:Clerks

Favourite article
My current favourite article is Towel Day. It's celebrated on May 25th all around the galaxy.

Former favourite articles

 * Osel Hita Torres. This guy was selected to be the Dalai Lama's reincarnation buddy, but he has ditched.
 * Dabbawala. This is a food delivery system that makes FedEx look sloppy.
 * Chronology protection conjecture. Stephen Hawking tried to use this to prove time travel wasn't possible.
 * National Courtesy Campaign (Singapore). I want to start one of these in Canada. It's just crazy enough that it might work.


 * Saparmurat Niyazov. This former ruler of Turkmenistan looked like Wayne Newton and acted like Pee-wee Herman.
 * Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race and Balto. The race is on.
 * Flag of Bikini Atoll. I would love to see someone carrying this flag at the Olympics.
 * Blue Peter badge. Interesting British tradition with scandal to boot.
 * The Prophet (book). This is an amazing book. It is often quoted at weddings and in advertisements.
 * Marvin the Martian. This is my favourite Looney Tunes character.
 * Arbitration: Episodes. Real life drama in Wikipedia world.
 * Tourist guy. Proof that after sadness comes joy.
 * Truthiness. Another fine example of why I love Wikipedia.
 * Princess Isabella of Denmark. One of the youngest people (Oct 9, 2007) to have a Wikipedia article.
 * Naegleria fowleri. Scary man killing amoeba.
 * AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes. There are at least a dozen quotes here that could become my favourite article.
 * Michael Larson. He is a famous game show contestant.
 * Autodidacticism. I had to teach myself what this word meant.
 * Henohenomoheji. A face made of Japanese characters.
 * SMERSH (James Bond). Thee bad guys.
 * Arbre du Ténéré. A sacred tree in the desert.
 * Backronym. Like an acronym, but different.
 * Irony mark. A sarcastic question mark.
 * Riot Act. I can't believe they really used these two sentences to break up a crowd.
 * Virgin ritual at NJ Festival of Ballooning. I started this one after reading about it in the paper.
 * Butterfly kick. It has a cool motion picture demo.
 * Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. On the tv show I really enjoyed how he would use his full name when he referred to himself in the third person.
 * Felicific calculus. The happiness calculator.
 * Emasculators. Scary article with pictures.
 * Caligula. The subject is interesting and it is mentioned in the Seinfeld episode- The Jimmy.
 * Onomatopoeia. A word or a grouping of words that imitates the sound. Whoa!
 * Bekim Kastrati. A real soccer player whose name ironically suggests David Beckham is a castrati (castrated singer).
 * Venetia Phair. Interesting article about the girl who named the ice rock formerly known as Pluto.
 * No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man. Funny title.
 * Mary Marvel. Sexy comic book character, with an interesting past.
 * Lucky Number Slevin and Se7en. Both good movies with interesting articles and creative titles.
 * Cloud suck. Funny name.
 * Six Degrees of Separation (film). This is one of my favourite plays and I liked the movie as well.
 * Jessica Lee Rose. She was the actress who played lonelygirl15 on Youtube. I wonder if she can start a real acting career.
 * The Gift of the Woodi. I liked this episode of Cheers so much that I created an article for it. It's the one with the K-E-L-L-Y song.
 * White trillium, I thought it was illegal to pick Ontario's official flower until I read this article
 * Falkirk Wheel, amazing engineering feat with great photos
 * David Suzuki, Canadian environmentalist
 * List of Bullshit! episodes, Penn & Teller host this show with really interesting topics
 * Jadarite, newly found mineral that is closely related to the fictional mineral Kryptonite
 * Theorbo, musical instrument that I wish I could play
 * Alcohol flush reaction, condition I suffer from
 * Poor Pussy, game with a funny name
 * Bruce effect, abortion is natural
 * Snottite, funny name

Edit count

 * My edit count

Editing tools

 * db-attack, to mark attack pages for speedy delete.
 * WP:ESL, editing abbreviations
 * Typo correction - You can help!
 * Proposed deletion, to propose regular deletion
 * Template messages/Cleanup