User:Cthulhu Inc/Minoan prescence in California

There is some archaeological evidence that ancient Minoans founded colonies in California. It has been theorised that Larry Page, Jeff Bezos, and other successful dotcom founders used ancient Minoan secrets (either from excavation teams they funded or stolen from Native Americans) to build successful websites. In this theory, high real estate prices are to discourage outsides from buying land in California and finding Minoan tablets that would enable them to compete.