User:Cybertooth85

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Cybertooth85 is a Texas-based writer and intellectual, generally considered by all who associate with him to be an enigmatic personality.

Trivia

 * Types left-handed but writes right-handed


 * Has Asperger Syndrome


 * Martial Artist (smatterings of Tae Kwon Do, Aikido, Capoeira)


 * Avid comic fan, but prefers trade paperbacks to single issues


 * Considers himself a historian despite not belonging to an actual historical society


 * Hates conceptual art


 * Prone to spoonerisms in impassioned dialogue.


 * Was a Cub Scout and graduated to a Boy Scout, but never officially received his Tenderfoot rank before quitting, and only earned one merit badge (archery).

Signs of the Apocalypse

 * 1. Cher wins an Oscar.
 * 2. Ahnold is elected to a government position.
 * 3. The Cookie Monster stops eating cookies.
 * 4. Bob Barker no longer hosts the Price is Right.
 * 5. Britney Spears shaves her head bald.
 * 6. Mona Lisa identified
 * 7. Monopoly without Monopoly money
 * 8. John Madden stops talking football.
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