User:Doublediapason

Congratulations! You have found your way to my little corner of the Wiki World. I suggest you turn back now, or else you'll never make it.

My crowning achievement up to this point: arranging the American news stations by state.

The foreseeable future has now arrived. This page has entered its third phase, consisting of extremely minor adjustments made at various points in time. This page was designed by I.M. Pei. Can't you tell? (For more information, click here.)

Maintenance

About me, specific version
(the handle is ivory, like Patton’s revolver)

Remember that tiger box at the top? It still applies! What follows are animals that I really like, but still don't come remotely close to tigers. Unfortunately, there are a lot of "Favorite" boxes and not a lot of "Like" boxes.

(call me probie, and I kill you)

I warned you what would happen if you strayed too far. If you still wish for a way out, click here.

(German chocolate cake, mind you)

(wasn't all that bad...)

(or a hot mug of mint medley)

(also mind the OU box at the top)

(above was, at the time, the 100th userbox added to this page)

According to the stats...

(If you're trapped, this is a little courtesy to show how long you've been here)