User:Drollere

i want to draft an article, therefore i create a userspace draft instead of creating it here. i also want to read the Wikipedia:Your first article article, because it explains what is expected of Your first article articles among the first article articles on Wikipedia. i will do that soon, promise. i do not promote porsche motorcars, cuphead, top ramen with sardines, backscratchers, single malts, long naps, free catscans, 5 minute boiled eggs, fresh irises, lefthanded layups, long forest hikes, a warm bed in a power outage, astronomical expertise, the largest CD.DVD collection in my county (this county where i live), or videos of large dogs doing the ice cream challenge. i am too old to care and too young to worry. don't stare at that, i'm seeing a doctor next week. what is a shoe size except a cage for feet? left to myself, i am always right. right to myself, i am truly annoying. stop reading now and live longer. i have never been, never will be, but may at the present moment be in another time zone, this time zone, here and now. and why is it that one hand is backwards? or that big toes are not in the middle? no, no, a thousand times maybe. everyone reading this is sorry already, and it's not even the end yet. if the oscars don't matter, then who cares if they're not black? if the earth were flat, then flat earthers would declare it a sphere. the greatest composer of all time was -- i don't do "greatest of all time". i never knew the name of the most important person i ever met. i don't remember being born, so how do i know it happened?