User:Elsonlam1

The History Behind the Name ElsonLam1
Elson Lam is NOT my real name.

One night during my freshman year in college, my roomate brought back a female companion. Both of them was under the influence of alcohol. Not wanting to be there for what about to occur, I left the room at around 2am in the morning. Luckily, someone was still awake down the hall. Elson invited me to his room to hang out with him an his buddies. He was rushing for a fraternity at the time. Due to hazing activities, he became extremely depressed (on top of the fact that one of his nipples almost fell off) and went back to his home city. A few of our floormates found a letter on Elson's desk with his home address. Knowing that he and I came from the same city, they asked me to drive them to visit him.

Near the end of that quarter, he asked if I could take his math final for him. On the test, we have to write our student ID number, which was also our social security number. Our RA posted a calendar in the hall with all the residents' birthdays on it. So by this time, I have Elson's name, his home address, his birthday, and his social security number. More than enough to steal his identity.

College introduced me to the world of extremely highspeed internet. Being a paranoid person, I decided not to use my real information. So instead of having to pull my hair out trying to come up with a good username everytime I find a forum/website, I decided on settling on Elsonlam1. I've sinced deleted his ssn. But I've grown used to using his name when I sign up for internet accounts.