User:Farquaadhnchmn

About me
I am a Finance major at the University of Central Florida.

I'm a relatively new user, and I'm trying to learn as much as I can about how to make Wikipedia the best it can be. If I do something wrong or you have something you think I should know, just post on my talk page. I will get back to you relatively quickly.

Favorite Quotes
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -George Carlin

''When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.'' -- Emo Philips

''When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.'' -- Jack Handey

''My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.'' -- Wendy Leibman

''I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.'' -- Garry Shandling

''We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.'' -- Gene Perret

''There is only one sure way to win at Roulette... steal the chips from the table.'' --Einstein

Murphy's Law for Cartoon Gravity: ''Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.''

Disclosures
'''If you have an issue with one of my edits/reverts, go immediatley to my talk page and/or the disscussion board for that article and post your concerns. Without doing so, I will probably ignore you.'''

To do list
These are some wiki tasks I intend to tackle as time permits


 * General vandalism cleanup
 * Recent changes patrol
 * Fix links when I can find them

Subpages
Sandbox

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Wikipedia topics I follow
I have an interest in various (will be adding if I frequent the page enough).

Video Games

 * Wii
 * List of Wii games
 * PS3
 * Xbox 360
 * Video game controversy

Universal Orlando

 * Universal Orlando
 * Islands of Adventure
 * Universal Studios Florida
 * Shrek 4-D
 * Universal CityWalk
 * Halloween Horror Nights

Needs Improvement

 * Robert Ripley
 * List of Luigi's Mansion's ghosts history
 * Quidditch

Other

 * http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/Tool1/wannabe_kate