User:Georgewilliamherbert/Arrr

Soon to be former contents of Pirate joke
Pirate jokes are a species of joke based on a verbal tic commonly attributed to pirates in popular culture — "Arrr!"

Here are some Pirate Jokes:
 * Have you heard about the new Pirate movie?:It's rated Arrrrrrr!
 * What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?:Arrrrrrby's but realy It's Long John Silver's.( Trick Question )
 * What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?:RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
 * Why are pirates called pirates?:Because they arrrrr!
 * Why did the pirate go on vacation?:He needed some arrr and arrrr!
 * What's a pirate's favorite country?:Arrrgentina.
 * What's a pirate's favorite school subject?:Arrrt.
 * What's a pirate's favorite sea critter?:Mantarrray.
 * What's a pirate's favorite planet?:Marrrrs.
 * Who's a pirate's favorite governor?:Arrrrnold Schwarrrrrzenegger.
 * What's a pirate's favorite type of socks?:Arrrgyle.
 * What's a pirate's favorite holiday?:Arrrbor Day.
 * What do a pirate's kids say on a long car ride?:Arrrrr we there yet?
 * When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?:On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
 * What is a pirate's favorite animal?:If somebody says "aarrrrdvark" say "No - a parrot!"
 * What is a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?:"We Three Kings of Orient ARRRRR!"