User:HeartBurn Kid

=Who is HeartBurn Kid?= HeartBurn Kid is a generic nobody who has been kicking around cyberspace, in various forms, since 1996. He is alleged to be a 25-year-old man from Lancaster, CA, USA. He is a member of the Church of the SubGenius

=What is HeartBurn Kid?= Teams of experts are investigating that very question.

CHIBI DANCING DAN! HIBIKI KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!! GO DAN! GO DAN! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO DAN!

=Where is HeartBurn Kid?= In the meatworld, HeartBurn Kid is located in Lancaster, CA. In cyberspace, he frequents Bottom Feedings. He is also one of the bookers for the Whacked Out Wrestling Federation, and occasionally visits the forums for El Goonish Shive, Life of Wily, and Zebra Girl.

=When is HeartBurn Kid?= HeartBurn Kid was born on August 22, 1979 AD. Since then, he has kept up with standard chronology, despite all efforts to the contrary, rendering him firmly in the here and now.

=Why is HeartBurn Kid?= The name "HeartBurn Kid" was taken from a skit performed by comedic pro-wrestler The Blue Meanie while in ECW, in which he imitated "The HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. Meanie was (and still is) one of HBK's favorite wrestlers, as was (and is) Michaels, so he felt he'd draw his nom de net from both in this manner.

=How is HeartBurn Kid?= Just fine, thank you very much.

=HeartBurn Kid's Contributions=

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