User:Jack Sparra

I am Jack Sparra, Wikipedia user and great fan of Captain Jack Sparrow.

I would like to note that, while I have been away, someone vandalized my page, replacing it with a statement that I was clearly an idiot. I don't know who he or she was, but he or she does. He or she knows, deep down, that they are the idiot, and a vandal to boot.

Favorite quotes:
 * "When all you have is stick, everything looks like a kneecap. Vlad Taltos"

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