User:JackofOz/Cool names of real people

Some of these names were made up, but they still belong(ed) to real people and they're still cool (or, in some cases, somewhat ridiculous).

A

 * Junior Agogo
 * Mosko Alkalai
 * Film News Anandan
 * Flie-fornication Andrews
 * anyone with the name Anil
 * Albert Anis
 * Jenő Apáthy
 * Paris Aristotle
 * Paris Arrowsmith
 * Asher Asher
 * Arno Assmann
 * Assol
 * Anggia Shitta Awanda

B

 * Ignatius Babbage-Hockey
 * Platt D. Babbitt
 * Ben Bag-Bag
 * Beans Balawi
 * Volant Vashon Ballard
 * Canaan Banana
 * Constant Bar
 * Mahogany Barbee
 * Jesus-Christ-came-into-the-world-to-save Barebone
 * Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone
 * Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone, shortened to Praise-God Barebone
 * Stringfellow Barr
 * Decimus et Ultimus Barziza
 * Curvaceous Bass
 * Fakhri A. Bazzaz
 * Shamus Beagelhole
 * Tanqueray Beavers
 * Spindrift Beck
 * Lyriq Bent
 * Bernard Bernard
 * François Billetdoux (= Francis Love-Letter)
 * Victory Birdseye
 * Joseph Bismuth
 * Petrowitsch Bissing
 * Ali Bitchin
 * Karl Bitter
 * Ofspring Blackall
 * Persimmon Blackbridge
 * Holbrook Blinn
 * Brooks E. Blitch III
 * Ricky Blitt
 * Jekuthiel Blitz
 * Hunt Block
 * Ben Blood
 * Elbert Bloodgood
 * Moon Bloodgood
 * Srully Blotnick
 * Carroll Parrott Blue
 * Violet Blue
 * Ponty Bone
 * Isaac Bonewits
 * Jacques-Roger Booh-Booh
 * Young Boozer
 * Brian Brain
 * Boso Breakspeare
 * Rembrandt Bugatti
 * NoViolet Bulawayo
 * Odd Bull
 * Ole Bull
 * Benedictus Buns
 * Royal H. Burpee
 * Menella Bute Smedley
 * Farquhar Buzzard

C

 * Jerónimo de Cáncer
 * Accademico Bizzarro Capriccioso
 * Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco (= Mario Newcastle-German)
 * Waddill Catchings
 * Roxroy Cato
 * Tankerville Chamberlayne
 * Robert Chef d'Hôtel
 * Kitty Chiller
 * Fanny Chmelar
 * Putt Choate
 * Thursday October Christian I and II
 * Mary Christmas
 * Bubbles Chwat
 * Jazzmar Clax
 * Green Clay
 * Scipio Clint
 * Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
 * Bente Clod
 * Devante Clut
 * Honey Cocaine
 * Albert Auguste Cochon de Lapparent (= Albert Auguste Pig of the Apparent)
 * Geoffrey Hornblower Cock
 * Hiawatha Coleridge-Taylor
 * Hendrik Conscience
 * Shitavious Cook
 * Parzival Copes
 * Maverick Couch
 * Quest Couch
 * Dr Cyclone Covey
 * Fidelity Cranbrook
 * Lorraine Crapp
 * Orion Creamer
 * Sir Cresswell Cresswell
 * Cooper Cronk
 * Bartley Crum
 * Buck Crump
 * Casper Crump
 * Pleasant Crump
 * Maurice E. Crumpacker
 * Carlester Crumpler
 * Alkapone Cruz-Balles
 * Lilia Cuntapay
 * Paula Cwikly

D

 * Diesel Daigle
 * Edwidge Danticat
 * Ding Darling
 * Amor De Cosmos
 * Dorrit Dekk
 * Rudolf Del Zopp
 * Branko Despot
 * Alfred Deutsch-German (= Alfred German-German)
 * Bufus Dewberry
 * Jackie Diamond Hyman
 * Taco Dibbits
 * Dorne Dibble
 * Diddo Diddens
 * Anurag Dikshit, Sheila Dikshit and other Dikshits
 * Linh Dinh
 * Roman Dirge
 * Jetta Disco
 * Farhad Ahmed Dockrat
 * Creflo Dollar
 * Bamboo Dong
 * Drake Doremus
 * Crescent Dragonwagon
 * Dominique Dropsy
 * Ezra Drown (who survived a shipwreck)
 * Fokko du Cloux
 * Maureen Dunlop de Popp
 * Poopa Dweck
 * Spike Dykes

E

 * Zoetica Ebb
 * Bilge Ebiri
 * Prosper Ego
 * Robert Eighteen-Bisang
 * Emery Emery
 * Odd Roger Enoksen
 * James Bucknall Bucknall Estcourt
 * Evans Evans
 * Sheck Exley
 * Jetsy Extrano

F

 * Bent Fabric
 * Mae Faggs
 * Orazio Fantasia
 * Fyke Farmer
 * Jacob Sloat Fassett
 * Einar Grill Fasting
 * Alpheus Felch
 * Bonner Fellers
 * Fairfax Fenwick
 * Erby Ferby
 * Future Destin Fidel
 * Barron Field (author)
 * Louis Mary Fink
 * Fidelio F. Finke
 * Fyvush Finkel
 * Floyd H. Flake
 * Jersey Flegg
 * Motley Flint
 * Vern Fonk
 * Manning Force
 * Odd Fossum
 * Waldron Fox-Decent
 * Harlene Freeezer
 * Daisy Fried
 * Ping Fu
 * Fuxi Fuchsberger
 * R & K Fuchshofer
 * Argélico Fucks
 * Cosmo Fujiyama
 * Quenby Fung
 * McKenzie Funk
 * Metallus Lucullus Cicero Funkhouser
 * Beat Furrer
 * Bing Futch
 * Herbert Fux
 * Tosco Fyvel

G

 * Jackson Galaxy
 * English Gardner
 * Garet Garrett
 * Toss Gascoigne
 * Galfry Gatacre
 * Bassingbourne Gawdy
 * Yegor Gaydar
 * Fatu Gayflor
 * Pershing Gervais
 * Rebecca Getzoff
 * Bully Gilstrap
 * Johnny Ginger
 * Cuthbert Girdlestone
 * Igor Girkin
 * Crump Glass (father of Ron Glass)
 * Sir Florizel Glasspole
 * Lud Gluskin
 * Field Flowers Goe
 * Itche Goldberg
 * Whoopi Goldberg
 * Peaches Golding
 * Sheherazade Goldsmith
 * Bobcat Goldthwait
 * Peng-Peng Gong
 * Sherry Gong
 * Gorky González Quiñones
 * Buzz Goodbody
 * Gregers Gram
 * Wolfgang Grape
 * Malice Green
 * Bunnatine Greenhouse
 * Audrey Grevious
 * Sir Harbottle Grimston
 * Parry Gripp
 * Eve Gruntfest
 * Gun Grut (one of Ingmar Bergman's wives)
 * John Wheeley Gough Gutch

H

 * Dick Wick Hall
 * Radiance Ham
 * Hildegard Hammerschmidt-Hummel
 * St. John Emile Clavering Hankin
 * Joy Hardon
 * Temple Hauptfleisch
 * Kent Heckenlively
 * Essex Hemphill
 * Henry Henry
 * Lexemuel Ray Hesler
 * Hoot Hester
 * Oswald Hinge
 * Tommy Hinnershitz
 * Precious Hipolito
 * Ima Hogg
 * Even Hammer Holmboe
 * Baskerville Holmes
 * Dorcas Honorable
 * Mantle Hood
 * Darlington Hoopes
 * Tilman Hoppstock
 * Monsterville Horton IV
 * Girly Chew Hossencofft
 * Johnny Hotbody
 * Soviet Howie
 * Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World’s Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President
 * Sisley Huddleston
 * Johannes Frederik Hulk
 * Berquin Human
 * Hercules Huncks
 * Chubacca Hung
 * Herbert Hunger
 * Misty Hyman

I

 * McNair Ilgenfritz
 * Rudy Insanally
 * Danny Invincibile
 * Illarion Ivanov-Schitz

J

 * Ray Jackendoff
 * Just Jaeckin
 * James James
 * Beethoven Javier
 * Sir Strange Jocelyn
 * Jinson Johnson
 * Goodluck Jonathan
 * Klement Jug
 * Louis-Antoine Jullien (full name: Louis George Maurice Adolph Roch Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noé Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Manuel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Barzin Julio César Jullien)
 * Bruno Junk
 * Maya Jupiter
 * Vallance Jupp
 * Jerzy Jurka

K

 * Kaká
 * Gillies Kaka
 * Christmas Carol Kauffman
 * Husband E. Kimmel
 * Rene Kink
 * Kasper Klitgaard
 * Charlotte Klonk
 * Skelton Knaggs
 * Travis Knugs
 * Jaklin Kornfilt
 * Lul Krag
 * John Kreamcheck
 * Velga Krile
 * Driss Ksikes
 * Felicitas Kukuck

L

 * Tristan La Fontaine
 * Exodus Lale
 * Suttirat Larlarb
 * Waugh Lauder
 * Priest Lauderdale
 * January LaVoy
 * John le Fucker
 * Darling Légitimus
 * Puke Lenden
 * Le Roux Smith Le Roux
 * Scooter Libby
 * Licoricia of Winchester
 * Maria Liktoras
 * Tinsley Lindley
 * W. Lister Lister
 * Liu Pinhan Handsome Salmon
 * Lislebone Long
 * Max Freedom Long
 * Beatrice Long Visitor Holy Dance
 * Tristan Loo
 * Thorn Lord
 * Stanko Lorger
 * Louis Louis-Dreyfus
 * Django Lovett
 * Low Bin Tick
 * Dequarium Lumpkin
 * Bigas Luna
 * Narcissus Luttrell
 * Lumley Lyster

M

 * Jingle Ma
 * Maurice Manificat
 * Wilma Mankiller
 * John Gay Manlove
 * Norman Bevis Many Fingers
 * Richmond Manyweathers
 * Scientific Mapp
 * Mingus Mapps
 * Bongbong Marcos
 * Shackerley Marmion
 * Master of the Annunciation to the Shepherds
 * Wop May
 * Unique Mayo
 * Xerxes Mazda
 * Psychology Maziwisa
 * Ray McAnally
 * Airwrecka McBride
 * Likely McBrien
 * Opheera McDoom
 * Sinc McEvenue
 * Bridget McEvilly
 * Licorice McKechnie
 * Precious McKenzie
 * Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
 * Cosmé McMoon
 * Kynaston McShine
 * Kat McSnatch
 * Constant Mews
 * Miao Miao
 * Michael Michael
 * Frank Military
 * Killick Millard
 * Musk Ming
 * Paris Miracle (Marilyn Monroe's half-brother-in-law)
 * Fuifui Moimoi
 * Voltaire Molesworth
 * Quim Monzó
 * Gisela Morón
 * Fuzzbee Morse
 * Karl Muck

N

 * anyone with the given name Nail
 * Narcissister
 * Grim Natwick
 * Neville Neville
 * Summer Nicks
 * M. Macha Nightmare
 * Belgrave Ninnis
 * God Nisanov
 * Neal Nitz
 * Shy Nobleman
 * Burl Noggle
 * Nervous Norvus
 * Nik Novecento (= Nik Nine-hundred)
 * Buzz Nutter

O

 * Remco Obertop
 * Oscar Obligacion
 * Ron Obvious
 * Wubbo Ockels
 * Demetrio O'Daly
 * OddsocksmcweirdoeltuttifruttiMrfartohell­ohippotamusbumIthinkwecanallliveincooper­ationasfreeindividualswithouthurtingourf­ellowsentientbeingsbutwewillhavetoworkon­ittheworldisforsharing
 * Jack Offman
 * Karl O'Lynch von Town
 * Mont Ongley
 * Godlove Stein Orth
 * Qwominer William Osborne
 * Leopold Óváry
 * Wilberfoss Owst
 * Ufuk Özbek

P

 * Temple Painter
 * Charlemagne Palestine
 * Cherri M. Pancake
 * Oxide Pang‎
 * Kavalam Narayana Panicker
 * Velvel Pasternak
 * James Lloydovich Patterson
 * Budge Patty
 * Ponsonby Peacocke
 * Cory Pecker
 * Waltraut Peck-Repa
 * João Peculiar
 * Polycarp Pengo
 * Coleridge-Taylor Perkinson
 * Waverly Person
 * Moron Phillip
 * Ants Piip
 * P Arsen Pispinis
 * Morris Pleasure
 * Snave Pluckpayres
 * Thretton Palamo
 * Peter Peter
 * Mrs Philarmonica
 * Hella Pick
 * Lupu Pick
 * Nimrod Ping
 * Hazen S. Pingree
 * Garland F. Pinholster
 * Ginger Pinholster
 * Offutt Pinion
 * Felix Pipes
 * Axel Poignant
 * Horst Pock
 * Spot Poles
 * Napoleon Pop
 * Faith Popcorn
 * Eric A. Pot
 * Handful Pour
 * Sir Manley Power
 * Will Power
 * Christian Pravda
 * Ratcliffe Pring
 * anyone with the surname Pusmucans
 * Buford Pusser

Q

 * Barzillai Quaife
 * Buell Quain
 * Dick Quax
 * Gerit Quealy

R

 * Rocco Racco
 * Kermit Rainman
 * Robert Rammer
 * Epaphroditus Ransom
 * Rasmus Rask
 * Rik Ratchett
 * Raphael Ravenscroft
 * Cowasji Jehangir Readymoney
 * Rockets Redglare
 * Steele Retchless
 * Bong Revilla
 * Branch Rickey
 * Bullabeck Ringblong
 * Velcrow Ripper‎
 * Rudolf Rocker
 * Roger Roger
 * Jerônimo Dix-Sept Rosado and his younger brother Jerônimo Dix-Huit Rosado (Jerônimo 17 and Jerônimo 18 Rosado)
 * Ronald Rotunda
 * Joan Roughgarden
 * Desmond Rought-Rought
 * Storm Roux
 * Hans Ruin
 * Arnold Ruiner

S

 * Pius Sack
 * Ali Salami
 * Jerowinick Sandolph
 * Squeegee Santillian
 * Ángel Sauce
 * Swede Savage
 * Beethaeven Scottland
 * Lazarus Seaman
 * Semen Semenchenko
 * Moon Moon Sen
 * Courage Shabalala
 * Waitstill Sharp
 * Kermit Sheets
 * Nadezhda Shitikova
 * Olanrewaju Adigun Shitta-Bey
 * Shō Shishō
 * Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell
 * Gary Sick, Gernot Sick, Helmut Sick, Ingo Sick and Max Sick
 * Steele Sidebottom
 * Joke Silva
 * Yo Yo Honey Singh
 * Bayram Şit (pronounced "shit")
 * Moses Sithole
 * Clotworthy Skeffington
 * Roosevelt Skerrit
 * Loki Skylizard
 * C. Bascom Slemp
 * Mongi Slim
 * Vesto Slipher
 * Jagger Slippery
 * Seymour Slive
 * Wouter H. Slob
 * Bedřich Smetana (= Frederick Sour Cream)
 * Rainbeaux Smith
 * Kendrick Smithyman
 * Azalia Snail
 * Zerubbabel Snow
 * Oswald Snowball
 * Plantagenet Somerset Fry
 * Dr Cuthbert Soup
 * Sahara Sunday Spain
 * Pervis Spann
 * Fairy Sparkle
 * Tumpsey Speeks
 * Cliff Spink
 * Hyron Spinrad
 * African Spir
 * Toni Spiss
 * Leo Moses Spornstarr
 * Pixie Stardust
 * Equanimeous St.Brown
 * Paprika Steen
 * Phyllis Stein
 * Stuart Stewart
 * Pringle Stokes
 * Job Eagles Stone
 * John Stone Stone
 * Pleasant A. Stovall
 * Rolf Stranger
 * Bibb Strench
 * Broke-ass Stuart
 * Mugs Stump
 * Themetta Toddy Suggs (wife of Chuck Berry)
 * Anil Surender
 * Glenn Surgeloose
 * Egbert Warnderink Swackhamer Jr
 * Parke Swartzel
 * Wager Swayne
 * Coe Swobe

T

 * Roar Tank
 * Jerod Impichchaachaaha' Tate
 * Julia Hunt Catlin Park DePew Taufflieb
 * Woden Teachout
 * Tillit Sidney Teddlie
 * Cherries Waffles Tennis
 * Jigme Thinley
 * Lately Thomas
 * Dox Thrash
 * Noble Threewitt
 * Eustace Tickell
 * Lionel Tiger
 * Pius Tirkey
 * Jacques Tits
 * Kitty Titsworth
 * Louis Tobacco
 * Tucker Tooley
 * Roger Toothaker
 * Dudu Topaz
 * Ark Tribe
 * Dick Trickle
 * Linnaeus Tripe
 * Laurel Trivelpiece
 * Dolfi Trost
 * Monroe Trout
 * Bannister Truelock
 * Beaton Tulk
 * Adélard Turgeon
 * Orville Turnquest
 * France Winddance Twine
 * Conway Twitty

U

 * Green Wix Unthank
 * Drake U'u

V

 * Rexella Van Impe
 * Federal Vanderburgh (his father's idea; his mother acquiesced after objecting to the full name of "Federal Constitution Vanderburgh")
 * Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck (She earned her Ph.D. with a dissertation about unusual names of Black schoolchildren)
 * Fleetwood Varley
 * Dolores Veintimilla (= Dolores Twenty-Thousand)
 * Vendela Vida
 * Adorée Villany
 * Vernor Vinge
 * André Vingt-Trois (= Andrew Twenty-Three)
 * Clement Virgo‎
 * Chance M. Vought
 * Ocean Vuong

W

 * Wadud of Swat
 * Bernie Wagenblast
 * Rhinelander Waldo
 * Aloha Wanderwell
 * Johanna Wanka
 * Ernst Wanke
 * Werner Wanker
 * Brian Wankum
 * Winter Warden
 * Wallace Wattles
 * Libby Sibly Waye
 * Timberlake Wertenbaker
 * Assia Wevill
 * Athol Whimp
 * Bulstrode Whitelocke
 * Eliphalet Wickes
 * Smith Wigglesworth
 * Oscar Wiggli
 * Waitman T. Willey
 * Odd Winger
 * C'mon Wingo
 * Precious Wingo-Waller
 * Odd With
 * Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.
 * Warren Womble
 * Bowie Wong
 * Jiverly Antares Wong
 * Rowsby Woof
 * Wynkyn de Worde
 * Kismet K Wragge

Y

 * Kodiak Yazzie
 * William T. Y'Blood
 * Banana Yoshimoto

Z

 * Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart
 * Oberon Zell-Ravenheart
 * Semen Zhivago
 * Jules-Émile Zingg
 * Tertius Zongo
 * Werner Zschintzsch
 * Buckwheat Zydeco

Other

 * Many of the people at List of people with reduplicated names
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Non-people

 * Hotel de l'Univers et du Portugal, Paris