User:Jsone

A Pathetic Excuse for a Biography
Age: 20

Nationality:Greek

Occupation:Student (Department of Computer Science and Technology,University of Peloponnese)

Hobbies:Having free time, doing nothing with it,Wikipedia.

Jsone's 6 rules of Wikipedia ®
Rule #1:Wikipedia does not care about your emotions.Stop wasting storage space and everybody's time posting how much rage the article/discussion/edit war is making you feel.

Rule #2:In accordance with rule #1, should any of my edits make you feel anger/rage/indignation/disgust/pity/nausea/pain/drowsiness/boredom and/or rectal injury, don't contact me.I don't care.

Rule #3:The phrase "Everyone knows that" is not an argument.If everyone knew it, whatever it may be, you would not be arguing about it now, would you?

Rule #4:If you believe your article/edit was deleted or reverted because there is a conspiracy against your point of view by nationalists/lobby groups/the US government/the Illuminati/the Men in Black/the NSA/Radical Islamists/Communists/Multinational Corporations/the WIKIPEDIAN GREEK CHAUVINIST JUNTA etc., you are an idiot.

Rule #5:If you have not registered a username, 95% of registered editors will not reply to you.The remaining 5% of editors is wrong.

Rule #6:In accordance with rule #4, if the nationalists/lobby groups/US government/Illuminati/Men in Black/NSA/Radical Islamists/Communists/Multinational Corporations/WIKIPEDIAN GREEK CHAUVINIST JUNTA have managed to break your "undying resolve to reveal the truth" and make you leave Wikipedia, don't write a 5000 word essay on the "unfairness and bias" of Wikipedians.There are two reasons for this: 1:No one reads those. 2:You are an idiot.

(Yes, I like using long lists of words separated by slashes.If that annoys you, I don't care.Refer to rule #2.)