User:JusticeGuy


 * If you could be a superhero
 * would you be Justice Guy?
 * Making sure people get what they deserve
 * Especially women who lie


 * Like if a wife left her husband
 * with three kids and no job
 * To run off to f---ing Hawaii
 * With some doctor named "Bob"
 * You could skin them
 * and drain them of blood
 * so they die
 * Especially Bob
 * Then you would be justice guy


 * Or you could be more subtle,
 * No, I didn't mean to be vague
 * Give her the mad cow disease,
 * Let him die of the plague
 * As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
 * Especially Bob
 * Yes, then you would be justice guy
 * A superhero
 * Like me


 * --Stephen Lynch, Superhero