User:KirkCliff2

 Breaking: Irreverence-Prone Wikipedian KirkCliff2 Finally Elects to Create a User Page 

To hell with it. After all these years, I'm making a User Page.

If you wanna know a few things about me:
 * I'm a Long Island transplant to Brooklyn.
 * My username is an homage to Metallica (my real first name is Alan).
 * Wikipedia is my online respite from the world.
 * I’m a stickler about templates.
 * I'm a skilled writer and photographer (still need to find the courage to get a photo or two on here).
 * I try to avoid controversy and work behind the scenes, here, but bureaucracy knows no boundaries (I dread bureaucracy).
 * If there's a gray area on a major policy, I might just seek to resolve it.
 * This is so hilariously bad, you have to watch it
 * I was the manager of a small Wikia/Fandom project.

My heart goes out to the families of victims of the East Harlem apartment explosion and the survivors left homeless.