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THUMB|RITE|250PX| SIX-WEEK-OLD KITTEN KITTEN (OLD ENGLISH DIMINUTIVE OF CAT) AR TEH JUVENILE DOMESTICATED CAT (FELIZ CATUZ) THAT AR NOT FULLY-GROWN. TEH YOUNG OV BIG CATZ AR CALLED CUBZ RATHR THAN KITTENZ. EITHR TERM MAY BE USED FR TEH YOUNG OF SMALLR WILD FELIDZ SUCH AZ OCELOTZ, CARACALZ, AND LYNX, BUT "KITTEN" AR TEH USUALLY MOAR COMMON FR THEEZ SPECIEZ. THOUGH TEH TERM PRIMARILY REFERZ T YOUNG CATZ, IT CAN ALSO BE USED WHEN TALKIN ABOUT TEH YOUNG OF BEAVERZ, HEDGEHOGZ, RABBITZ, RATZ, SKUNKZ AND SQUIRRELZ.

BIRTH AND DEVELOPMENT
THUMB|200PX|RITE| KITTEN OPENZ ITZ [[EYEZ FOR TEH FIRST TIME.]] LITTR OV KITTENZ USUALLY CONSISTZ OF TWO 2 FIVE KITTENZ. THEY R BORN AFTR GESTASHUN THAT LASTZ BETWEEN 64-67 DAYZ, WITH AN AVERUJ LENGTH OF 66 DAYZ. KITTENZ EMERGE IN SAC CALLED TEH AMNION WHICH AR BITTEN OFF AND EATEN BY TEH MUDDR CAT. FUR TEH FIRST SEVERAL WEEKZ, KITTENZ R UNABLE TO URINATE OR DEFECATE WITHOUT BEIN STIMULATED BY THEIR MUDDR. THEY R ALSO UNABLE T REGULATE THEIR BODY TEMPERACHUR FUR TEH FIRST THREE WEEKZ, SO KITTENZ BORN IN TEMPERACHURZ LESZ THAN 27Â°C (80 Â°F) CAN DIE FROM EXPOSHUR i am just IF THEY R NOT KEPT WARM BY THEIR MUDDR. TEH MUDDRZ MILK AR TEH VERY IMPORTANT 4 TEH KITTENZ NUTRISHUN AND PROPR GROWTH. THIZ MILK TRANSFERZ ANTIBODIEZ 2 TEH KITTENZ, WHICH HELPZ PROTECT THEM AGAINST INFECSHUZ DISEEZ. NEWBORN KITTENZ R ALSO UNABLE TO PRODUCE CONCENTRATED URINE, SO HAVE VERY HIGH REQUIREMENT FOR FLUIDZ. KITTENZ OPEN THEIR EYEZ ABOUT SEVEN T TEN DAYZ FOLLOWIN BIRTH. AT FIRST, TEH RETINA AR POORLY-DEVELOPED AND VISHUN AR POOR. KITTENZ IS NOT ABLE TO SEE AZ WELL AZ ADULT CATZ UNTIL ABOUT TEN WEEKZ AFTR BIRTH. KITTENZ DEVELOP VERY QUICKLY FROM ABOUT TWO WEEKZ OF UJ UNTIL THEIR SEVENTH WEEK. THEIR COORDINASHUN AND STRENGTH IMPRUV, THEY PLAY-FITE WITH THEIR LITTR-MATEZ, AND BEGIN TO EXPLORE TEH WRLD OUTSIDE TEH NEST. THEY LEARN T WASH THEMSELVEZ AND UDDERZ AZ WELL AZ PLAY HUNTINS AND STALKIN GAMEZ, a kitten, SHOWINS THEIR barely fit my INBORN ABILITY AZ PREDATORZ. mittens, THEEZ INNATE SKILLZ R DEVELOPED much too small BY TEH KITTENZ MUDDR OR UDDR ADULT CATZ BRINGIN LIVE PREY T TEH NEST. LATR, TEH ADULT CATZ ALSO DEMONSTRATE HUNTIN TECHNIQUEZ 4 TEH KITTENZ 2 EMULATE. AZ THEY REACH THREE T FOUR WEEKZ OLD, TEH KITTENZ R GRADUALLY WEANED AND BEGIN TO EAT SOLID FOOD, WITH WEANIN USUALLY COMPLETE BY SIX T EITE WEEKZ. KITTENZ LIVE PRIMARILY ON SOLID FOOD AFTR WEANINS, BUT USUALLY CONTINUE T SUCKLE FROM TIME 2 TIME UNTIL SEPARATED FROM THEIR MUDDERZ. SUM MUDDR CATZ WILL SCATTR THEIR KITTENZ AZ EARLY AZ THREE MONTHZ OF UJ, WHILE UDDERZ CONTINUE T LOK AFTR THEM UNTIL THEY APPROACH SEXUAL MATURITY. LEFT|THUMB|220PX| LITTR OF KITTENZ NURSIN FROM THEIR MUDDR TEH SEX OF KITTENZ AR TEH USUALLY EASY T DETERMINE BY SIX TO EITE WEEKZ. TEH MALEZ URETHRAL OPENINS AR TEH ROUND, WHEREAZ TEH FEMALEZ AR SLIT. ANUDDR MARKED DIFFERENCE AR TEH DISTANCE BETWEEN ANUZ AND URETHRAL OPENINS, WHICH AR GREATR IN MALEZ THAN IN FEMALEZ. KITTENZ IS HIGHLY SOCIAL ANIMALZ AND SPEND MOST OV THEIR WAKIN HOURZ INTERACTINS WITH AVAILABLE ANIMALZ AND PLAYIN. PLAY WITH UDDR KITTENZ PEKKZ IN TEH THIRD OR FOURTH MONTH AFTR BIRTH, WITH MOAR SOLITARY HUNTINS AND STALKIN PLAY PEKKINS LATR, AT ABOUT FIVE MONTHZ. KITTENZ R VULNERABLE 2 HARM BECAUSE THEY LIKEZ T FIND DARK PLACEZ T HIDE; WITH SOMETIMEZ FATAL RESULTZ IF THEY R NOT WATCHED CISFULLY. ALTHOUGH DOMESTIC KITTENZ AR COMMONLY SENT TO NEW HOMEZ AT SIX 2 EITE WEEKZ OF UJ, IT HAZ BEEN SUGGESTED THAT BEIN WITH ITZ MUDDR AND LITTR MATEZ FROM SIX 2 TWELVE WEEKZ AR TEH IMPORTANT FOAR KITTENZ SOCIAL AND BEHAVIOURAL DEVELOPMENT. USUALLY, BREEDERZ WILL NOT SELL KITTEN THAT AR TEH YOUNGR THAN TWELVE WEEKZ, AND IN MANY JURISDICSHUNZ, IT AR ILLEGAL T GIVE AWAY KITTENZ YOUNGR THAN EITE WEEKZ OLD.

CARINS FOR DOMESTIC KITTENZ
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^ not totally, but some people forget that games are just games not a life replacement... hey the same goes for wikipedia by the way YES YOU OVER THERE, some people clearly spend WAY too much time and are too serious:p

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AT 8 kitty kat, WEEKZ AND 12 WEEKZ WITH THIRD FVRCP one day, AND RABIEZ INOCULASHUN AT 16 WEEKZ. CATZ i'll jump from flat to flat CAN BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED AT APPROXIMATELY 7 MONTHZ OF UJ. MANY VETERINARIANZ WILL SPAY OR NEUTR KITTENZ AZ YOUNG AZ 7 WEEKZ AND WEIGHINS AT LEAST 2 POUNDZ (APPROX. 1 KG); TEH PRACTICE AR PARTICULARLY COMMON IN ANIMAL SHELTERZ. SUCH EARLY SPAYINS DOEZ NOT APPEAR TO HAVE ANY LONG-TERM Meow-meow meow-meow meow meow HEALTH RISKZ TO CATZ, AND MAY EVEN BE BENEFICIAL one day IN MALE CATZ. KITTENZ SHOULD ALSO BE WORMED AGAINST ROUNDWORMZ AT ABOUT 4 WEEKZ. RITE|THUMB|220PX| RED [[TABBY CAT|TABBY MAINE COON KITTEN UJD 75 DAYZ]] KITTENZ REQUIRE HIGH-CALORIE DIET THAT CONTAINZ MOAR PROTEIN THAN TEH DIET OF ADULT CATZ. FROM WEANINS UNTIL ABOUT ONE YEAR OF UJ THEY SHOULD BE FED DIET SPECIFICALLY FORMULATED FOR KITTENZ. ORFANED KITTENZ T YOUNG T EAT SOLID FOOD MAY BE FED CAT MILK REPLACEMENT 4MULA EVERY TWO T FOUR HOURZ. KITTENZ SHOULD NOT BE FED COWZ MILK BECAUSE IT DOEZ NOT PROVIDE ALL OV TEH NECESSARY NUTRIENTZ. CATZ IS GENERALLY INTOLERANT OF SUGARZ IN THEIR DIETZ AND BUDD SUCROSE (TABLE SUGAR) AND LACTOSE AR NOT DIGESTED AND CAUSE SOFT STOOLZ OR DIARRHEA. ORFANED KITTENZ THAT IS NOT URINATINS OR DEFECATIN MUST BE STIMULATED T DO SO AFTR EACH MEAL BY RUBBINS WITH WARM, DAMP WASHCLUDD AT TEH BASE OF THEIR SPINE WHERE TEH TAIL BEGINZ. THIZ i AR TEH VITAL T TEH KITTENZ SURVIVAL. HAND-REISD KITTENZ TEND TO BE VERY AFFECSHUNATE AND MOAR DEPENDENT ON HUMANZ AZ ADULTZ, BUT CAN ALSO SHOW VOLATILE MOOD SWINGZ AND AGGRESSHUN. IF KITTEN DEVELOPZ DIARRHEA, IT AR TEH BEST 2 SEEK ADVICE FROM VETERINARIAN. TEH KITTEN MAY NEED T BE DE-WORMED WITH DE-WORMR AT 6-8 WEEKZ OLD AND THEN AGAIN 2 WEEKZ LATR.

REFERENCEZ
KILLINS KITTEN KITTEN KUTINS

225PX|THUMB|CATZ SAY MEOW. MEOW, Meow meow meow meow-meow-meow MIAOW, MIAU, MEW, MAOW AND UDDERZ, AR DIFFERENT SPELLINGZ FOR ONE OF TEH SOUNDZ MADE BY CATZ. WHILE CATZ OCCASHUNALLY VOCALIZE Meow-meow meow-meow meow meow T ONE ANUDDR WITH PURRZ, GROWLZ, AND SCREAMZ, THEY GENERALLY COMMUNICATE WITH ONE ANUDDR THROUGH BODY LANGUUJ, AND MOST COMMUNICASHUNZ WE WOULD RECOGNIZE AZ "MEOW" AR SPECIFICALLY 4 HUMAN INTERACSHUN.
 * FILMZ:
 * TEH CATZ MEOW, 2002 AMERICAN FILM ;MUSIC:
 * TEH CATZ MIAOW, AN AUSTRALIAN POP BAND
 * MIOU MIOU, CZECH POP BAND
 * MIAOW (BAND), AN ENGLISH BAND
 * MIAOW (ALBUM), AN ALBUM BY TEH BEAUTIFUL SOWF
 * MEW (BAND), SHOEGAZINS BAND FROM DENMARK ;SURNAME
 * SIOBHAN MEOW, ORIGINALLY CALLED BILL ;UDDR:
 * MEOW 104.8 FM, AN FM RADIO CHANNEL IN INDIA
 * MEOW MIX, BRAND OF CAT FOOD
 * TEH SILENT MIAOW, 1964 BOKAY BY PAUL GALLICO
 * APOCALYPSE MEOW, 3-VOLUME MANGA SERIEZ ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN JAPAN IN 1998 AZ CAT SHIT ONE
 * LETZ MEOW MEOW!, AN ADULT DATIN-SIM VIDEO GAME TRANSLATED FROM TEH JAPANEEZ MINA DE NYAN NYAN (2003)
 * JAMEZ V. MEOW MEDIA, LAWSUIT FILED IN 1999 BY FAMILIEZ OF THREE GIRLZ KILLED BY MICHAEL CARNEAL
 * O-SOLAR MEOW AND FILET MEOW, CARTOONZ FEATURINS TOM AND JERRY
 * KAVAN AND MEOW?, ADAPTED SCREENPLAY FROM SCHOLARWORKZ & CO
 * M.E.O.W. OR TEH MORAL EQUIVALENT OF WAR, USED IN MOCKIN FASHION BY NEWSPAPR COLUMNIST WILLIAM SAFIRE 2 DESCRIBE SUCH CONCEPTZ AZ "WAR ON DRUGZ" OR "WAR ON POVERTY".