User:Launchballer

My username comes from the fact that I am a player of Launchball.

A bit about me: I'm Thomas Michael William Patrick Sales. I'm 28 years old, and used to attend Overton Grange School as a sixth former before moving on to study bookkeeping and Sage at Sutton College, Access to Higher Education in Business and in September 2016 I will move on to start a Mathematics degree with Foundation year. I live in Churchill Road, North Cheam, and have been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome and am on the special needs register; despite being of above average intelligence, I find it difficult to communicate, form social relationships and play creatively. I am a Freeman of the City of London, member of the Royal Society of St. George and am armigerous. I was born to Jane Suzanne Sales (née Southcott, 1 October 1963 - 26 January 2014) and Michael Patrick Sales (18 March 1950 - 25 September 2017 ). I have a sister,, who was a carer for me and my parents and represented London at the 9th Pride of Britain Awards.

Created

 * Sammy Virji
 * Dead Pony (with )
 * Tobey (song) (with )
 * Houdini (Eminem song) (with )
 * David Fishwick
 * Can't Touch This (game show)
 * Toby Olubi
 * George Webster (presenter)
 * Honey Revenge (with )
 * Silence Is Loud
 * Ola Labib
 * North West (rapper)
 * Shiva (British band)
 * DellaXOZ
 * Live into 85
 * Nxdia
 * Spider (musician)
 * Jonny Pelham
 * Boyz Unlimited
 * Simone Murphy
 * Greens (English restaurant)
 * Debbie Currie
 * Nighat Arif
 * Neil Sean
 * Swim School (with )
 * Donna Taggart
 * Bittersweet Goodbye
 * Porij
 * Tasha Ghouri
 * James Marriott (musician) (with )
 * Hey Tracey!
 * Charlie Deakin Davies
 * M-Beat
 * HorsegiirL
 * Yunè Pinku
 * Lewis OfMan
 * Nia Archives
 * Hannah Grae
 * Nieve Ella
 * Lucy Tun
 * Megan Barton-Hanson
 * Salute (musician)
 * Coupdekat
 * Messy in Heaven
 * Matilda Cole
 * Tony Tribe
 * George Daniel
 * No Rome
 * Coco & Clair Clair
 * Molly Burman
 * Punctual
 * Majestic (musician)
 * Nonô (musician)
 * Marco Pierre White Jr
 * Georgia Twinn
 * Ellie Dixon
 * Davy's on the Road Again
 * Bou (musician)
 * Kenya Grace
 * Dianne Lee
 * Sinderella
 * Ur Mum
 * Tommy Villiers
 * Maisi
 * Chip Hawkes
 * Skepsis (musician)
 * Turno (musician)
 * Olivia Benson (cat)
 * 2023 concert abuse spate
 * Reason (software)
 * Feel It (MJ Cole song)
 * Froge.tour
 * Parthenope Wald-Harding
 * Nice 2 Me
 * Froge.mp3
 * Mike "Hitman" Wilson
 * Updown
 * A Little Sound
 * Switch Disco
 * Rebecca Jane
 * Mark Curry (rapper)
 * Beachin
 * The Game (band)
 * Carla Monroe
 * Jazzy (singer)
 * Rhian Teasdale
 * On & On (Piri & Tommy song)
 * Soft Spot (song)
 * House Gospel Choir
 * goddard.
 * Unlock It
 * LK (Carolina Carol Bela)
 * Charlotte Haining
 * Keith Marshall (musician)
 * bshp
 * Loud LDN
 * Willow Kayne
 * Anthony Benedict Thompson
 * Benz (group)
 * Ben Ofoedu
 * Vibe Chemistry
 * Charlotte Plank
 * Matty Healy
 * Jordan Stephens
 * Issey Cross
 * venbee
 * Caity Baser (with )
 * Kemah Bob
 * piri
 * Riddiculous (with )
 * Henry Lewis (playwright)
 * Anthonia Edwards
 * Jordan Gray
 * Kenneth Robinson (broadcaster)
 * Angelle (singer)
 * Blessing Chitapa
 * Big Zuu (with )
 * Noosha Fox
 * Victoria Ekanoye
 * Jay Blades
 * The Kidd Creole
 * Frankee Connolly
 * Phipps Bridge
 * List of UK Singles Sales Chart number ones
 * Desiree Burch
 * Aisha Toussaint
 * J Hus
 * Tenable
 * My Kind of Girl
 * Make Me an Egghead
 * Debatable (TV show)
 * The Alphabet Game
 * Cash Trapped
 * Anne-Marie (singer)
 * The Question Jury
 * It's Not Me, It's You (game show)
 * Stay With Me Till Dawn
 * Steve Hamilton (broadcaster)
 * Masterpiece (game show)
 * Parry Glasspool
 * The Getaway Car
 * Insert Name Here
 * For What It's Worth (game show)
 * Louisa Johnson
 * Walk like a Panther
 * Busy Earnin'
 * 99 Souls
 * Format:B
 * The Changingman
 * WSTRN
 * Pick Me!
 * KDA (DJ)
 * Redemption (Sigma song)
 * Another Lonely Night (Adam Lambert song)
 * KStewart
 * Eyes Shut
 * Nick Brewer
 * Robin Houston
 * Waiting Game (Banks song)
 * Around the World (Natalie La Rose song)
 * One Hundred And Eighty
 * Chloe Angelides
 * Dane Baptiste
 * Bibi Bourelly
 * Celebrity Fifteen to One
 * Sigala (musician)
 * SummerThing!
 * You Love Me (Melissa Steel song)
 * Rebound (game show)
 * Freeze Out (game show)
 * Angela Ekaette
 * Hello Campers
 * Guess This House
 * David Morgan (comedian)
 * Safeword (game show)
 * Scorpio (Dennis Coffey song)
 * Cccan't You See
 * Hive Minds
 * Lucy Beaumont
 * Ooh Wee (Mark Ronson song)
 * David Zowie
 * Intenso Project
 * I Can't Lose
 * Shine (Years & Years song)
 * Come and Get It (John Newman song)
 * Going Back to My Roots
 * Beat the Brain
 * Ellie Laine
 * Neal Howard
 * Cool (Alesso song)
 * London Buses route 467
 * True Mathematics
 * Can't Stop the Love (Neon Jungle song)
 * Break the Rules (Charli XCX song)
 * Blame It on Me (George Ezra song)
 * Let It Be (Labrinth song)
 * Life is a Minestrone
 * L.A. Mix
 * Kisses for Breakfast (song)
 * Come Over (Clean Bandit song)
 * Changing (Sigma song)
 * Tell Her (Rizzle Kicks song)
 * Always (MK song)
 * What Are You Waiting For? (The Saturdays song)
 * Won't Look Back
 * If I Go
 * Right Here (Jess Glynne song)
 * Home (Naughty Boy song)
 * Home (Leah McFall song)
 * Giant in My Heart
 * Louder (Neon Jungle song)
 * Lay Me Down (Pixie Lott song)
 * Make U Bounce
 * Thea Austin (with GoingBatty)
 * Pauline Bennett
 * A+E
 * The Days of Pearly Spencer
 * Steve Hewlett
 * Oliver Heldens
 * German Whip
 * Routine Check
 * Meridian Dan
 * Sharna Bass
 * 5 Minutes (Tinie Tempah song)
 * Ejector Seat
 * Black Widow (song)
 * Hideaway (Kiesza song)
 * Triggerfinger (song)
 * Sweet Nothin's
 * I Gave You Power
 * Jax Jones
 * Sigma (band)
 * I Got U
 * DJ Hoppa
 * Just Loving You
 * I'm Gonna Get You (Bizarre Inc song)
 * Feel The Heat (album)
 * Send Me On My Way
 * Braveheart (song)
 * Dibby Dibby Sound (with Greenock125)
 * Flappy Bird (with Andise1)
 * Somewhere Down the Crazy River
 * Take Your Partner by the Hand
 * Angels Go Bald:Too
 * Switch (Howie B song)
 * Turn the Dark Off
 * Damage Control (album)
 * Cirrus (song)
 * Ollie Locke
 * Luisa Zissman
 * Linda Nolan
 * New Malden High Street
 * London Buses route K5 (with CourtneyBonnick)
 * Treat 'Em Right
 * Caravan capitalism
 * Sam Bailey
 * St. Anthony's Hospital, London
 * Sutton High Street
 * No. 7 (brand)
 * Sexy Lady (Jessie J song)
 * Bandon Hill Cemetery
 * The Battle Between the Burps and Farts
 * Aiden Dillard
 * Lady Leshurr (with Alison)
 * Georgina Anderson
 * Jeanne Sauvé Catholic School
 * Thigh gap (with The Whispering Wind)
 * Storm Queen (musician)
 * Little Nikki Says
 * Little Nikki
 * Shanklin Estate
 * Who Was It?
 * Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day
 * Epsom General Hospital (with Ritchie333)
 * Meat Weed Madness
 * Becky Hill
 * Peace in Mississippi
 * Afrojack discography
 * Bag Of Money
 * Max Milner
 * The Big Beat (Billy Squier song)
 * Hope (band)
 * Vince Kidd
 * Cassius Henry
 * Colin Heywood
 * I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)
 * Sam Evans (Big Brother)
 * Beat Down
 * Jasmine Thompson
 * Stephen Foxwell
 * Let's Rock (song)
 * E-Trax
 * Ramon Zenker
 * Pre-release cover version
 * Odd Child Recordings (with Djunbalanced)
 * Precision Tunes
 * Paul Newton (DJ)
 * Mystery Land (song)
 * Mystery Land (EP)
 * Select Hits
 * Point4
 * Neve (British band)
 * Y-Traxx
 * Zoe (song)
 * Paganini Traxx
 * The Energy (Feel the Vibe)
 * Astro Trax
 * Outa Space
 * Phuture Vibes
 * Amir-John Haddad (with Dr. Blofeld)
 * Christian Scharnweber
 * Gotta Catch 'Em All
 * 50.Grind
 * Save the Badger Badger Badger
 * Thunder Clatter
 * Wild Cub
 * I Wanna 1-2-1 With You
 * Solid Gold Chartbusters
 * Hit Masters
 * Big Hits 2012
 * Bump 'n' Grind (I Am Feeling Hot Tonight)
 * M-Dubs
 * Matrix & Futurebound
 * Futurebound
 * ExR
 * Raf Riley (with Djunbalanced)
 * Powerhouse (1997 band)
 * Powerhouse (1999 band)
 * Tear You Down
 * I'm Doin' Fine Now
 * Luton Airport (song)
 * TSD (band)
 * I Kissed a Girl (Jill Sobule song)
 * None Shall Escape the Judgement
 * Mads Hauge
 * Gianfranco Bortolotti
 * Michael Nnachi Okoro
 * Sanctuary (Gareth Emery song)
 * Mary S. Applegate
 * Lizzy Mack
 * Fits of Gloom
 * Point of View (song)
 * Point of View (Squeeze a Little Lovin')
 * Queen of the Rapping Scene (Nothing Ever Goes the Way You Plan)
 * Hard Road to Travel
 * Rachel K Collier
 * What'cha Gonna Do About It
 * Chrome (singer)
 * Turn Me Out
 * Russ Chimes
 * Underwater Love (Smoke City song)
 * Baddest Ruffest
 * Backyard Dog
 * Return of Django (song)
 * Bounce 'n' Boom
 * Walking Down Madison
 * Aniff Akinola
 * Airport (song)
 * Back of My Hand (The Jags song)
 * Ha! Ha! Said the Clown
 * Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out)
 * Mr. Zero (song)
 * Clarity (Senakah song)
 * Sweeter than Wine
 * Luke Anderson
 * Aaron Allard
 * Smoking Gun (album)
 * Smoking Gun (song)
 * Alan Blakley
 * She's Gonna Win
 * Colin Chisholm (singer)
 * Bilbo Baggins (band)
 * Venus Palermo
 * Andrea Begley
 * The Voice UK discography
 * Every Little Time
 * Onyx (DJ)
 * The Champ (The Mohawks song)
 * RaVen Quartet
 * Zim Zimma
 * The Wave (Sneakbo song)
 * Elevate My Mind
 * Start Choppin
 * Easy to Love (Kalil Wilson album)
 * Bev Sage
 * Happy Days (TV theme)
 * John Kpiaye
 * Swan Lake (The Cats song)
 * Dionne Rakeem
 * Sneakbo
 * Derek Holt
 * Elephant (Tame Impala song)
 * All I See (A+ song)
 * Enjoy Yourself (A+ song)
 * I Wanna Go On You
 * Michel Bernholc
 * Ego Trippin' (song)
 * L.i.f.e
 * Etta Bond
 * Naomi Thompson
 * Love On Love
 * Express pricing
 * Reaching for the Best
 * Breathing Is E-Zee
 * I Will Remember
 * Fickle Public Speaking
 * Vaughn Toulouse
 * Going Left Right
 * Is Vic There?
 * Burundi Black
 * Rilly Groovy
 * If 60's Were 90's (album)
 * Beautiful People (band)
 * Herb Rooney
 * Gold Plated
 * Couldn't Get It Right
 * I Love You, Ono
 * Boxerbeat
 * Soul Serenade (song)
 * The Cruel Sea (song)
 * Eye Level
 * Tracy's Theme
 * Synthetic Substitution
 * Melvin Bliss
 * Get Over It! (album)
 * Kisstory
 * Alston Records
 * Runaway Boys
 * Asia Minor (song)
 * New York New York (Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five song)
 * Let's Go (Pony)
 * Pepe (song)
 * Moon Hop
 * Teen Beat (song)
 * Alvin Risk (with assistance from Djunbalanced)
 * Give It Up (The Good Men song)
 * Everybody (Kinky song)
 * Galloping Gertie
 * Don't Let It Die
 * Roulette (instrumental)
 * It Hurts So Good
 * She's About a Mover
 * On the Rebound (instrumental)
 * Ain't That a Lot of Love
 * Spanish Stroll
 * Music (John Miles song)
 * Higher Ground (Jennifer Rush song)
 * Value brands in the United Kingdom
 * Hot! Wild! Unrestricted! Crazy Love
 * Reggaematic Funk
 * Lost in Music (Stereo MCs song)
 * Lost in Music
 * The Sun Machine
 * Express (B. T. Express song)
 * Get Over It (MC Kinky song)
 * Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes
 * The Cats (reggae band)
 * Sirah (rapper)
 * Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)
 * Don't Let It Go To Your Head (Jean Carne song)
 * Flying (Chas & Dave song)
 * Generations of Love
 * Nachna Onda Nei
 * Everything Starts With An 'E'
 * Rose Hill, London
 * MC Kinky
 * Wimbledon Chase (in conjunction with RHaworth)
 * Man in a Garage

Under an alias

 * Tony Singh (director)
 * Jeremy Lee
 * Tony Singh (chef)
 * Food Uncut
 * Garrey Dawson
 * Elisha Carter
 * Martin Blunos
 * Edmund F. Robertson
 * Silvana Franco
 * Paul Merrett
 * Ed Baines
 * Erick Rowsell

A long time ago

 * Monyaka
 * Here Come the Girls (song)
 * James Bentley (actor)
 * Daisy Goodwin
 * Started Gawn Grainger

Other

 * DYKSYMBOLS
 * Using deletion as cleanup
 * You are not a reliable source

Disambiguation_pages

 * London Boy
 * Oaks Park High School
 * Move with You
 * Lay Me Down
 * Sexy Lady
 * Crazy Stupid Love
 * A+E
 * World market
 * Ejector seat (disambiguation)
 * Typhoon Dan
 * Sutton Green
 * Tyler Robinson
 * Jumanji (disambiguation)
 * Feel The Heat
 * Sock It To Me
 * Du Cane
 * Chinese Chemical Society
 * Extinction Level Event
 * Wandsworth railway station
 * Belmont Prisons
 * No. 7
 * I Want
 * Shanklin (disambiguation)
 * Grimmy
 * Tim Koch
 * Elitist (disambiguation)
 * The Cats (disambiguation)
 * Miss Palmer
 * Joshua Weinstein
 * Angela Johnson
 * Mystery Land
 * DJ Mellow D
 * Gotta catch 'em all
 * Aaron Katz
 * Pebbles, Volume 7
 * Bandon Hill
 * Ameritz
 * Steve Devlin
 * Speak Like a Child
 * The Changing Man
 * Bone of contention
 * Luton Airport (disambiguation)
 * Cossie
 * Michael Okoro
 * Richard Archer (disambiguation)
 * International music
 * Underwater Love
 * Back of My Hand
 * Take It Back (disambiguation)
 * Run Like Hell (disambiguation)
 * Mr. Zero
 * Masterstroke
 * Kisses Sweeter than Wine (disambiguation)
 * Smoking Gun
 * S. Ramachandran
 * Edmund Robertson
 * Foxhole
 * Till I Loved You
 * Don't Let It Go to Your Head (disambiguation)
 * Jeremy Lee (disambiguation)

According to WikiChecker

 * Amir Haddad
 * Daniel Sherman (Judge)
 * Harry Broadbent (musician)
 * UWR
 * 33 ⅓ RPM
 * List of Big Brother 14 housemates
 * Rhiannon (given name)

Templates

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Assisted with

 * Just Loving You (album) - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * The Risk - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Heartist (with 108.195.64.110)
 * Orla Gartland (with Seaweed17)
 * Nick Atkinson (according to I've edited it more than anyone else)
 * Just One Look (song) - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Nick Powell (musician) (according to I've edited more than anyone else)
 * Anthony Christmas - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Bubbler Ranx (with Pilch 84)
 * The Time Is Now (Moloko song); according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Sweeter than Bourbon (according to I've edited it more than anyone else)
 * Ainsley Howard - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Bill Pursell (according to I've edited it more than anyone else)
 * Like to Get to Know You (album) - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Isn't She Lovely? - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Oh, Babe, What Would You Say; according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Lit Espresso Bar (according to I've edited it more than anyone else)
 * More Protein (with Shirt58)
 * Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness (according to I've edited it more than anyone else)
 * IFISC - according to I've edited it more than anyone else
 * Robert Lombardo (with Final4one & Slowking4)
 * Substantially renovated Benhilton
 * Harilal Gandhi, according to I've edited it more than anyone else