User:Lembit Staan



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 * f / f+m bio ratio: 
 * 09/25/2019: 23:(23+87)=0.209 (cf. 0.1804 in Wikipedia)
 * 01/28/2020: 29:(29+93)=0.238 (cf. 0.1823 in Wikipedia)
 * Friday 13 March: 40:(40+93)=0.301 (cf. 0.1827 in Wikipedia)
 * 08/15/2020: 47:(47+99)=0.322 (cf. 0.1854 in Wikipedia)
 * 12/06/2020: 52:(52+104)=0.3333333 (cf. 0.1866 in Wikipedia)
 * 25/04/2021 55:(55+105)=0.34375 (cf. 0.1886 in wp)
 * 27/07/2021 60:(60+107) = 0.35928 (cf. 0.1899 in wp)
 * 30/08/2021 62:(62+108) = 0.36471 (cf. 0.1905 in wp)
 * On December 4, 2019 I checked "Articles created" and saw 1052 created and 50 deleted articles. Meaning that today I created my 1000th article, not a fancy one, Paszkiewicz. However my article list lists Jiří Jeníček  as the 1000th article, created  13:42, 9 December 2019‎. Whatever; I'll take a cookie anyway.


 * On December 13, 2019 I was notified I just made my 100th edit on wiktionary, thank me very much

Lemography and Lemology

 * 1) Pilot Pirx
 * 2) Professor Tarantoga
 * 3) Mad scientists of Stanisław Lem
 * 4) Sepulka
 * 5) General Theory of Everything
 * 6) Robots of Stanisław Lem
 * 7) The Man from Mars
 * 8) The Mask (short story)
 * 9) The Adventures of Pirx
 * 10) Przekładaniec
 * 11) Korzenie
 * 12) Fables for Robots
 * 13) Faithful Robot
 * 14) Science Fiction and Futurology
 * 15) The Philosophy of Chance
 * 16) Dialogs (Lem)
 * 17) The Hunt (1950s Stanisław Lem short story)
 * 18) Czas nieutracony
 * 19) Koniec świata o ósmej
 * 20) Professor A. Dońda
 * 21) Az Úr hangja
 * 22) Highcastle
 * 23) Lymphater's Formula
 * 24) A Stanislaw Lem Reader
 * 25) Stanisław Lem's fictitious criticism of nonexisting books
 * 26) List of honors bestowed on Stanisław Lem
 * 27) Bibliography of Stanisław Lem
 * 28) Correspondence of Stanisław Lem
 * 29) It Only Hurts When I Laugh
 * 30) Solaris (synchrotron)
 * 31) The Diary of the Rose
 * 32) Neologisms of Stanisław Lem‎‎
 * 33) Konstantin Dushenko
 * 34) Lem's Law
 * 35) Year of Lem

Did you know that...

 * ...some smart alecks suggested the name San Escobar for the new artificial Polish island build from the abundant refuse of the Vistula Spit canal dig?
 * ...some smart alecks loved to paint a fly on the knee of Virgin Mary, on the chest of The Redeemer, etc., but they don't burn in Hell?
 * ...some smart alecks had taught Miss Ohio to play bowling with a frozen turkey despite the protests of turkey huggers?
 * ...some smart alecks let a horsecart wheel pick their village elder?
 * ...Stanisław Lem invented so many new words that smart alecks suffer eternally in multitudes trying to guess their meaning?
 * ...Stanisław Lem figured out a law that predicts the Informational Holocaust due to the projects such as Wikipedia, but his another law cancels out the doom due to the indefatigable pursuit of illiteracy by the multitudes of smart alecks of the Humanity?
 * ...Ursula Le Guin turned down Hugo award for her dystopian novelette because smart alecks from the SFWA stripped Stanisław Lem of their membership for his low opinion about American science fiction? She said she felt reluctant to receive an award "for a story about political intolerance from a group that had just displayed political intolerance".
 * ...2021 is the Year of Lem, and Polish smart alecks invent crazy things to reignite writer's popularity among the Generation DGAF?
 * ...most of crackpot ideas of smart aleck transhumanists, such as mind uploading, simulated reality, or immortality were invented long time ago by the multitudes of mad scientists of Stanisław Lem ?
 * ...children under age 6-7 are pretty positive that smart alecks who hurt or cheat others feel happy and do not feel guilty?
 * ...throughout most of its history the Polish nobility rejected stratification by means of noble titles, because they were more democratic than the Democratic Party? As soon as they abandoned the idea, the P-L Commonwealth collapsed. Coincidence or...?
 * ...Schäfflertanz shows them all that Germans can handle schnapps, not only beer and hanswurst?
 * ...Americans have fakelore, but Europeans have the full-blown, professionally crafted fake mythology?
 * ...Jan Kowalski is not just an Average Joe to you?
 * ...the Slavs rever Adam twice more than all other peoples taken together?
 * ...Lukashenka's soft Belarusization caused an ire from Russia
 * ...some peoples can easily say that future is near and others can do even better? And for some Mañana is forever!
 * ...our ancestors were fond of cruel jokes, such as Little Willie rhymes and even Little Audrey was very nasty?
 * ... there is no true Scotsman, but sure there is a true Pole?
 * ... with his Bushisms, Bush made a history as dyslexic if not stupid, but in a weird twist of the enigmatic Russian soul, Chernomyrdin had left fond memories with his chernomyrdinisms?
 * ... everybody with Communist nostalgia absolutely has to read Laika's Ghost? Take an eyeful of grab of the free reprint in Clarkesworld and pretty sure you would want to learn about other exploits of Gennady Malianov, a "pathologically shy Ukrainian arms inspector and anti-James Bond" best known for "shooting radioactive camels in the Gobi desert".
 * ...in the Russian internets, Isaac Newton is not among the top British scientists?
 * ...Čiurlionis would have recognized the Čiurlionis Mountain on the first sight?
 * ...Rumcajs the robber is so popular in Czach Republic that when in his city an annual fairy tale festival was set up, first 10 years very little was devoted to him in the fear o turning the festival into a "Rumcajsland"?
 * ...a powered industrial truck is a powered industrial truck as specified by ANSI B56.1-1969, OSHA 29 CFR 1910.178, and ASME B56.6? (If I missed some letters, you are out of luck.)
 * ...a hyphenated ethnicity is not the same as mixed ethnicity, although you will never tell a Polish-German from a Polish-German?
 * ...Szerelemhegyi means Liebenberger?
 * ...some Germans understand that some Germans understand Putin?
 * ...polka-dot paint can be a real thing, so the  fool's errand prank "bring me a pail of polka-dot paint" may backfire?
 * ...the Tissue-Culture King is the earliest inventor of the tin foil hat?
 * ...despite suffering from siderodromophobia, Sigmund Freud traveled much by train?

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